And knowing education in Michigan, he'll probably win at least the Senate.

Americans are infuriating.

Oh CRAP, I FORGOT to RANDOMLY capitalize my WORDS!!!!!!

"It’s a remarkable step forward for the human race"

"You're telling me." - Z. Snyder

He grew up in rural Kansas. I don't know how much that accounts for it but it's factor.

Now, I understand why everyone's frustrated, but just to play devil's advocate here for a sec: BENGHAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHKDSJKIFVNSPXNPOASJKDFNDEORNPQ444444M444444

I use the DARE shirt they gave me to wrap up my marijuana/marijuana paraphernalia to mute the smell. Take that, my old elementary school.

Even though I'm a beer guy, I respect it.

Blegh. Even just typing that makes me want to take a shower.

True. They're dumb sheep who shell out all their rich people money for worthless college educations instead of studying at School of Hard Knocks, University of Life like REAL patriots.

I couldn't imagine sitting through one of those books, let alone a whole lifetime's worth.

That's literally one of my favorite retorts from Trump sympathizers: "Read a book." Along with "get educated," "try logic," and "keep ignoring FACTS." It's funny because all of those things are literally the opposite of what they stand for.

2icide Squad: Resquaddening

"We gahta get ahf this planet" - Mark Wahlberg

Interesting! The third movie in any franchise is always my favorite.

Why was I not made aware of this?

I Can't Believe It's Not News!

Here's to another year of keeping women out of the Oval Office just to spite the libtards!

Please let this end well :(