I think it would be in everyone's interest if she just married me

Nothing really knocks a point home like Random Capitalization

(something, something, something)….. TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!!!!

Spiders… they're bloodthirsty carnivores. They're bringing in their insatiable hunger for human flesh. They're criminals. And some, I assume, are good arachnids.

I really hope this ends up being good.

But will Sony do him justice by turning him into an EDM-loving Snapchatter??

What I would give to see the look that must've come upon that orange, pudgy face.

Admittedly, I think the quick group shot of them at the end actually looked kinda cool.

I see no reason why that wouldn't be true. Sold!

How about we just cut the middle(wo)man and help launch Sean Spicer to his major Hollywood debut? Also, it'd piss Trump off.

Good.

Trying to think of replacements that would throw the alt-right message boards into a big, frothy lather.

Unrelated: Should I hold out hope for Baywatch?

Is Drake already putting out a new album? Feels like Views just came out just yesterday… Regardless yes I am excited for that as well lol

But wasn't science invented by Obummer and the liberals to mute the rights of the white Christian male coal miner?

Is it just me or is Donald Trump a pretty bad guy and even worse president?

Awesome news. Andy Bell freeing himself from Beady Eye/Oasis 2.0 must've kicked things off. Hope to hear them go back to their shoegazing roots.

Already my favorite album of the year.

Starring Scarlett Johansson

For the love of god someone protect Betty White