Bah! Stuffed or not, Papa John’s can continue to miss me with their sad garbage pizza named for a sad garbage person.

You’ll have to keep watch over additional casting announcements to see whether or not Tenacious D are cast in the film, but I could see Jack Black wanting to be part of something like this.

Honestly it’s not the truck bed length that’s usually the issue it’s the height of the sides and even the tailgate. You have to be legit tall and strong for some things. 

I can not wrap my mind around the idea that people think this way. I know they do but...Globar Danm It! 

“Dried fruit that’s sweetened can potentially contain a lot of sugar; plain dried fruit just really isn’t that sweet, and for some people can be very unappealing.”

If they aren’t mentioning the fact that abductions are largely native people, then they are in fact not “portraying this devastation with a white face”. They are merely telling a story with some overlapping themes in the same state.

OK I have never eaten, been offered a slice of or seen for sale or trade cranberry pie. 

Thanks! Now I’m wondering why we don’t make acorn or delicata squash pies. Or bread. Just pumpkin. I grew up in an immigrant family so we never made pumpkin pie - I only had it at other people’s Thanksgivings. It’s good. I like how it’s not crazy sweet like every other pie. Firmer and less rich sounds good too. 

“meat isn’t as essential to pizza as it is to burgers”

My rule on gravy: If I can still see the food, add more gravy.

While my home state of CA has a solid choice in mashed potatoes, my adopted state of MA has the superior selection of stuffing. (Cornbread stuffing for me, thanks)

These people can huff the emissions from my butt.

I like deviled eggs. That’s all the egg knowledge I have right now. That and omelettes.

35% less sugar than the competitor

Good thing they pay you to eat the competition and not their own bar then, I need tons of sugar when I work out, I don’t think their stuff would do anything for me but have me pass out and die under some weights...

That “milk is not a good source of calcium, akshually” is a weird vegan propaganda point, but it’s not true. Milk has very good bioavailability of calcium (around 30%) and also has a metric shit-ton of calcium per serving.

“Just as we all know there is no butter in peanut butter,

“Until the late 80’s and early 90’s we actually took driving seriously and just drove the freaking car.”

Dang, if Blaze says something’s spicy, I tend to take it seriously. Their jalapenos are RIDICULOUSLY hot, they’re absolutely not your average nacho rings. And their spicy pizza sauce is no joke, I have to ask them to mix it 50/50 with their classic sauce. Even when I don’t get jalapenos there my nose ends up running,…

They’re better at embracing chips/fries and gravy and cheese AKA poutine. It’s a delicious indulgent snack

I’m American and our national love of everything Ranch-flavored mystifies and disgusts me.