It wasn’t a joke.

You should use Ron Fellows’ quote instead.

The Fukushima Crabs are one of my favorite NPB teams. And Fukushima Carbs is my favorite sando shop. And the Barium Ash Fucks is my favorite anagram-based Japanese post-punk band. 

Dibs on "Fukushima Crabs" as my new band name. 

In Thailand you eat “radioactive” crabs.

Hence...only making these weekly for one month in winter.

Just because Italian-Americans like to call their tomato sauces gravy doesn’t make them gravy.

This does NOT need gravy, in my opinion, but it most certainly could use some additional help to give it a little flavor kick. I’m thinking the Nashville “hot”* version is the one to go with, or maybe I’ll just douse it with some of the Taco Bell Fire packets (since my local KFC is a combo joint).

Possibly because Chappelle remains one of the best things to ever happen to comedy (barring a few missteps and problematic moments—but, fuck, every public performer has those).

From the Onion:

All advertising is pandering. They don’t care about you, your life, your hardships, or your successes. They only care about getting your money.

If being in hell means being away from people like you, then it doesn’t sound that bad.

I’m not saying they should be. All I’m saying is that as tools go, at least the idea behind this tool is evidence based, which is a step toward the important honesty and accountability pieces that are critical to dietary health. If a child wants it, and an adult is there to help be the voice of reason and guidance,…

It isn’t true in a vacuum. Eating a dozen apples is not healthy. But it has been shown time and again that people who eat foods with higher nutritional densities and lower caloric densities (like fruit over cookies) will consume fewer calories. Nobody would eat a dozen apples, but they might eat a dozen Oreos. I know…

In the post-game press conference, Cliff Cingsbury was upset over officials’ refusal to stop the game clock after Cardinals first downs. “I know this is a new concept, heck, it isn’t even supposed to happen according to the rule book,” the coach told the assembled media, “but the refs really need to catch up with the…

You know California will not actually ever sink into the ocean right? The two shifting plates in CA don't go in opposing directions with one headed out to sea.

Anybody own one of these back in the day? I remember watching him quite often and my mother definitely bought one.

Pretty sure you’re not going to find those at Taco Johns.

“I expect that kind of language at Denny’s but not here.”

Also, not one but TWO layers of that disgusting white goop that invades every otherwise decent sandwich in America. I wouldn’t eat ANY of them.