I want to believe that but look at any comment section really (Youtube, Yahoo, Twitter - But don’t actually because those are dumpster fires). Pour one out for humanity, because I think... I think people really ARE that stupid.

The Donnie Party.

Because the asshole in Kia took the tube with him.

I think I’ll skip that, as last time I read Breitbart comments I got cancer.

Cultural identity is like religion. It can be harmless to the people who partake in it.

There’s only one way to resolve the conflict between these warring factions of the GOP.

Turned on the Faux Newz

I remember one time that I had a marijuana, and then got wasted on it. I was so wasted that I didn’t say no when he offered me another marijuana. I didn’t say no, because I was already dead

Nope. Portland is horrible too. Best to just avoid the PNW entirely.

You are my friend. 😉

Woman goes on a business trip to Seattle. On the first day, she steps outside of her hotel, and it’s raining.

Don’t come to Portland, we are full.

Also, if you’d like to fit in, wear a Oklahoma City Thunder jersey around town while preaching about how good Howard Schultz is for the city. Just make sure to wear the jersey over five layers of coats because it’s always cold here. And make sure to spray waterproofing on it since it rains about 20 inches a day.

Eat a bag of Dicks.

When I lived in Seattle Ivars Salmon House was a favorite. Built as a replica of a Native American long house, it’s right on the water. Not downtown, so it might get missed by visitors.

Countries need lower birth rates, pure and simple. There are far too many low-skill people and there will be fewer and fewer jobs for them. We need to reward people who keep their family size at 2 kids or fewer.

Oh, look, another trump scumbag.

Remarkably similar to my general practice for garlic in, well, any recipe. GTFO with your one clove nonsense.

It helps to measure it by weight, not by volume.

There is only one golf game: