I’ll defend the refs on this one. The linesman on the far side, whose call this really is, probably has his view of the ball blocked by the goalie’s body. The center referee is half a field away and, from his terrible distance and angle, and with his eyes being at 5 feet off the ground instead of 30 like the camera,…

My favorite part of this joke (besides it just being funny) was that it invites people who don't get the joke to give their views on Trump. Well done.

It was quite a shock to move to CA where you can buy hard liquor in a $.99 store, or pick up some tequila with your opiate prescription at the drugstore. Mind blown.

The only bad thing about that moment was the Arizona music guy playing four seconds of Sinatra to rub salt into the Yankees’ wounds.

Howard Ends, Ranked

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

The worst thing about this is the picture. You don’t put the tomato on the bottom, because that guarantees the bottom bun will turn soggy. You put lettuce there to soak up at least some of the tomato juice and grease, keeping the structural integrity of the burger intact. The mustard and ketchup on the bottom is just…

Sure Ichiro is a sure fire HOFer if he yanks 3000 hits here in the States. But lets not forget his fellow countryman Hideki Matsui who jacked it at least 3000 times while playing here.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

My wife does emergency medicine for venues: MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL games, concerts, etc.* She and the longtime EMS hands who work with her all agree: in terms of “dipshit fan behavior,” Country shows are hands down the worst: tailgaters drinking from early AM, teenagers who can’t handle their booze, women falling off of…

OK, I guess I'll just come right out and explain the joke, since you're pretending to have the reading comprehension and critical reasoning faculties of a fish stick.

Chances are if it contains "-son" it was not destined to be a girl's name.

I can dig those names. Silas and Audrey are very strong but not pretentious sounding names. Shit, kids should be so lucky to share a name with Audrey Hepburn, not that I'm implying you intentionally did that, but I think you get what I mean. I raise a glass to your fine naming choices.

If we had found out we were having a boy, the Mrs. and I were going to name him Silas, my grandfather's name. He was like John Wayne, but shorter. A man's man.

Deisel, Sketch, Midnight etc can't be good human names because, get this, they are already names for other things. If a name has an x or a z or more than 3 syllables or any association with some pop culture crap like Twilight then it also sucks.

Dumbest girl's name I've encountered to date: Emerson.

Bullshit, Drew. I've got a weird name and I turned out just fine. Plus, I never got mixed up with any of the multiple "Erics" or "Dans" in my class - I was the only "Shoulda Had An Abortion" in school.

Fuckly, Pooplisa and Christopher.

I just X-rayed my game-used A-Rod bat. Are there any X-ray technicians out there who can help me analyze this?