I fully believe that had the Giants won game 4 of the 2016 NLDS, they would’ve gone on to win that 4th ring in 7 years. Unfortunately, that was the year the bullpen decided to collectively render Bochy’s bullpen management meaningless and they coughed up yet another 9th inning lead. 

I still think my idea of using pictures of Stephen Miller to repel immigrant women needs to be considered. 

From what I understand, Bauer really believes that his training and warm-up regimen is preventing him from sustaining catastrophic injury. Up to this point, he’s managed to avoid long trips to the DL but I’m not so certain he’d be taking his stance if he were to end up sidelined after a major surgery and making no…

Another problem is when people confuse lowered expectations with genuine happiness. At one point in my life, I would not have been able to do an extensive mountain hike, so if I set a goal of hiking a third of a trail, I would’ve been happy to merely meet that goal. Never mind the fact that the trail doesn’t even…

Regardless of the effects that excess fat have on one’s health, there is no ostensibly healthy human figure that can be improved with the addition of fat. At some point, I seriously considered getting rid of my mirror because I didn’t like the reflection but that would’ve only been a bandage solution to the problem. I…

Why is any place in Texas offering ranch in their salsa bar? That’s both sacrilegious and disgusting. Ranch has about as much of a place in a “Mexican” restaurant as motor oil does.

I turned 18 in 2002 and I remember seeing a brand of cigarettes sold in a black carton with skull and crossbones on it. My buddy would buy those and when someone would come up to him to bum a smoke, he’d pull out this pack with its skull and crossbones and ask them again if they really wanted one. Any chance those…

That looks like horrifying diarrhea sludge.

I also think about a scenario in which I get sent back to the 50’s/60's and pass off my over-reliance of power chords as a fresh brand of rock and roll and not as musical ineptitude.

This particular commenter managed to simultaneously post this exact same message in two different comment threads. Unless it was a really quick copy and paste job after realizing the initial message was posted in the wrong spot, I’m not sure you’re dealing with a good faith actor here.

A similar effect exists in baseball when a super slo-mo cam captures an otherwise solid-looking wooden bat wobble for a bit after striking the ball.

I think that’s a testament to the abilities of Phil Hartman and to a lesser extent, Dave Foley and Stephen Root. By the time I got around to watching Newsradio, it was in reruns and Hartman had passed and Andy Dick had morphed into being Andy Dick. I guess Rogan wasn’t really on my radar at that point. I just knew him …

That’s a better comparison. I generally refrain from lumping incorporated suburbs in with the more established big city in the region.

The population of Indianapolis is 820,000. The population of Cincinnati is just over 300,000. That’s a pretty big difference there.

To borrow a word from the esteemed commenter Rude Negro... 

I don’t put anchovies on top of the pizzas I make at home, but I do put fish sauce (which is essentially fermented anchovy sauce) in the sauce I use. I swear the umami of the fish sauce helps bring out the natural sweetness of the tomatoes, which makes adding sugar to the pizza sauce unnecessary.

I won’t say a pizza made with pineapple is or isn’t pizza, but for me, there’s no combination of toppings that can be complimented with the addition of pineapple. It just seems so out of place on a pizza and I’m stating this as someone who loves to eat cold slices of pineapple straight from the fridge on a hot summer…

The quickest way to ruin pizza is dipping it in ranch and most places will happily provide the customer with a side of ranch if they so choose to defile their pizza. I don’t even feel bad about believing ranch on pizza is a habit that needs to die either. It’s the pizza version of ketchup on a well-done steak.

I’m with you. If I get the chance to add BBQ sauce, jalapenos, and some form of cooked onion to a burger, I jump on that train. I’ll happily devour a burger with more traditional toppings like 1000 island and LTOP, but the western/rodeo style has always appealed to me more.

Both Fred Meyer and Haggen get the ‘s treatment.