These probably taste fine, but I highly doubt they’d be worth that level of caloric hit. If I’m gonna get fat, I’d rather do so on some truly decadent food and not a lackluster amalgamation of fast food and junk snack food.

Even if this were true (which it isn’t), so fucking what? Trump watches Fox news all god-damned day long...

That’s funny, because with my shitty form of playing drums, playing drums would qualify as physical exercise. I definitely don’t follow the “get as much action with as little movement as possible” form of drum playing. If I play a moderately fast skank beat with no fills for two minutes, I actually die for a little…

In the US, the likelihood of a child being born into a family with two obese parents has never been higher and if those parents are either unable or unwilling to participate in exercise with their children, then that motivation needs to come from within that child’s peer group. If the child doesn’t receive any…

That’s what it feels like to win down under....

If we just wait a little longer, all the fish will have absorbed enough heavy metals from the environment that this will be effective method of angling for actual fish.

It’s just plain stupid for a team early on in the rebuilding process to be offering players a deal like the deals either of these players think they can get. If the goal is to build-up a viable core of young talent that can be supplemented with free agent additions, a big-time FA signing before the core is formed can…

It’s give-and-take. Contribute a little to the culture and absorb some of the surrounding culture that already exists.

In order for something to fully be a melting pot, the entities that join it have to actually be willing to melt.

At this point, teams would be paying for Harper’s youth, potential, and one MVP season. They sure wouldn’t be paying for sustained production because he hasn’t show that ability yet. His defense was so bad in 2018 that it absolutely tanked his overall value. Although his defensive numbers tend to fluctuate, his…

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-1 Yawkey Way.

I haven’t had Taco Bell since they introduced Diablo sauce, but I do occasionally pick up a bottle of the fire sauce at the store and it’s laughably mild. According to Wikipedia, the fire sauce has a scoville rating of 500, so yeah, it’s basically tomato-flavored ice water. At least it tastes good enough though.

I got a burger from a local joint and some stray lettuce from the burger fell on the giant pile of fries on the plate. I would’ve felt a little less shameful gluttony had I known that I could convince myself that my mishap had actually created a salad. 

It sucked, but it was somehow better than about 95% of the acts SNL has had on this year.

Ludicrous speed is also another name for Trump’s daily drug regimen.

Trump took that $413 million he inherited and went bankrupt multiple times and it got so bad that US banks stopped lending him money. Talk about succeeding downward...

On many occasions, I’ve sliced a peach in half only to find a broken, moldy pit clinging to both halves of the peach. I’m not sure if heat waves are the cause of this issue but I seem to encounter it more often in late season peaches, indicating that those peaches were likely immature during times of peak summer heat…

“Officer, I’m not saying there will be cannabis in the car, but if you search it and find some, I reserve the right to throw it away.”

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.