So this means Edgar Martinez is a shoe-in, right? Unlike Baines, Martinez actually had defensive value at 3rd before a turf seam tore his knee to shreds. His overall numbers were also lessened by Seattle’s reluctance to hand him the full-time job over a clearly inferior Jim Presley. There’s also no question Edgar’s…

You forgot about AJ Pierzynski. 

To put things into perspective, Mike Trout had amassed 37 WAR by the end of his 2015 season. It took him 493 games to do so.

At the very least, it sounds like a bait-and-switch with a payoff hinged around the health of the ticket leader. I’ve never voted for the name of the vice president nor do I plan on doing so in the future.

This is redneck Florida so I’m guessing the nug was at least 30% seeds and stems by weight.

Everyone in prison is gonna want to be this guy’s bud.

I remember a buddy of mine making wine with the bounty of a whole bunch of found fruit and for the most part the wine was really good, but he didn’t have the immediate ability to strain the wine nor the willpower to purchase anything to strain said wine. This stuff had small chunks everywhere that kind of got in the…

I just know this kind of conversion pops up in New York city frequently:

Plus it’s not like the Utes were actually going to score anyway. This just prevented them of an opportunity to get disappointed over a failed hail mary.

My latest craving to strike during a ride was for a nice, big soft pretzel with spicy mustard. 

This sums up my feelings on the subject. How much CGI can a movie contain before it can’t realistically be called live action? This movie seems more like Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and not at all like Hooper. 

I loves me some spuds but hold the sour cream. There’s no reason to defile a perfectly good food with it.

If you want the real thing, check out Heavy Metal Parking Lot. 

Interestingly enough, a brat can check off all four of those boxes at once.

“Ew, I found a slug in my offal-stuffed sheep stomach haggis! I demand a refund!”

I’m not exactly a student of history, but it seems like questioning the results of an election and attempting to use legal action to stop the election from being seen through to the end is a relatively recent phenomenon. I never heard this claim coming from the Dem side after suffering huge defeats in 2010 and the…

Oh, please...

I’m a 1984 child and I had to make do with weathered porn found out in the woods and scrambled cable porn. The internet wasn’t really a big factor in my life until later in my teen years and I mainly used it to look for music that didn’t completely suck because the music most of my peers listened to suuuuucked. I’m…

I may not reach the bottom, but I’ll beat the hell outta the sides.