“Ew, I found a slug in my offal-stuffed sheep stomach haggis! I demand a refund!”

I’m not exactly a student of history, but it seems like questioning the results of an election and attempting to use legal action to stop the election from being seen through to the end is a relatively recent phenomenon. I never heard this claim coming from the Dem side after suffering huge defeats in 2010 and the…

Oh, please...

I’m a 1984 child and I had to make do with weathered porn found out in the woods and scrambled cable porn. The internet wasn’t really a big factor in my life until later in my teen years and I mainly used it to look for music that didn’t completely suck because the music most of my peers listened to suuuuucked. I’m…

I may not reach the bottom, but I’ll beat the hell outta the sides.

I’ve never actually witnessed one of those things going faster than, say, 88 MPH.

I don’t know about you, but I’m intrigued over the prospects of wearing a thong and cooking with hot oil. Nothing will surely go wrong there.

I remember doing bike rides in smoky air that looked like autumnal fog and thinking to myself that extra water was exactly what I needed.

A nice draft would go a long ways towards washing away the stench around the bay area, and some ocean wind would also help clear out the smoke.

Ultimately, what caused the fire were strong localized down slope winds that managed to snap power lines that weren’t shut off because it was a such a localized event. The rainy season in California doesn’t really reliably start at the same time every year so there are years where autumn goes dry while winter and…

I’ve been calling the BYU/Utah games the Jell-O Cup for years now.

Try Washington, we have the mountains that Utah has, we have areas where desert scenes abound, and unlike Utah, we have the wet side of the state with old-growth forest and coastline. The abundant wine and beer is just complimentary.

C’mon Utah, the rest of the country already has a term to describe beer with less than 4 ABV...it’s called “baby formula.”

So here I am mildly freaking out over losing the beer that I commonly drank back when it was known as “skater-ade” but still feeling good about having Olympia and Rainier to fall back on...

It could be worse, the Oregon Duck “hand O” signal means vagina in ASL.

Going with deplorable in your name? Oh, the irony...

Most coaches are known for employing the prevent defense during situations where they don’t want to be burned over the top. Jeff Fisher is known for employing the prevent offense in situations where his team needed points to help win the game.

Nongshim is a good instant variety from Korea. It actually has spice so the only thing I need to add to the soup are thinly sliced onions and poached eggs. The only downside is the price (twice as expensive than most other instant varieties).

I, for one, would appreciate random congratulatory ass pats throughout the day.

I can’t speak for anyone else, but my appreciation for native Americans quadrupled.