We’ll be a land of seventeen extraordinarily rich people and millions of dirt poor people but it’ll be okay because those dirt poors will have the lord in their hearts!

It might have something to do with your husband quickly losing a bunch of water weight after starting the keto diet. One thing I’ve consistently read is that carb-heavy diets tend to lead to water retention. Also, women tend to retain water more than men do, so that’s something else to take into account. I tend to…

After the recall of Gerry Davis, Jack Grisham made a failed run at CA governor. I would’ve voted for him if I had lived in CA at the time.

I say dig a little deeper, a Punishment Of Luxury reference would probably confuse people in both the US and England.

Sorry about the sciatica, but you shouldn’t feel like losing the 50 pounds was all for nothing. That alone should be worth the effort.

There have been times where I’ve experienced the unpleasant dirt-like flavor of mold from bread that wasn’t even showing any outward sign of mold. Nothing ruins a sandwich faster short of dunking it in a toilet. Now I put any rolls or buns I buy in the fridge because of an incident involving pork shoulder, the time it…

What’s the point of importing 50 million third world retards when the US is already home to 63 million first world retards?

They weren’t the first team to win the (now Capitols-defiled) Stanley Cup, they were the first US-based team to win it. Otherwise, I’m okay with the team being called the Metropolitans over some of the other names that I’ve heard being floated around.

Seattle Sockeye - it’s fucking hockey fer chrissakes...

All I can think of when I see the header pic is that according to a recent study taken over the last year, no state in the US witnessed a decline in obesity levels and six states actually saw rates increase. We are merely what junk-food peddling institutions wish for us to be and nothing more.

My ovaries shriveled up and died and I don’t even have nor have ever possessed ovaries.

Similarly, shred the chicken and coat it with wing sauce and make buffalo chicken sandwiches.

I jumped at the chance to buy a box of their frozen sliders when I spotted them in a store in West Seattle. I had never even heard of White Castle when I first watched the movie. As far as the frozen sliders went, they were tasty but if the fresh ones aren’t significantly better, I don’t know if I would make much of…

They would call that being triggered...

I normally drink imperial IPA that hits 8.5%.

There’s only one team that can be called the bad news M’s and they play up I-5 about 300 miles.

BBQ sauce and bacon (and added jalapenos) on an already fine burger just takes the burger up to 11. Having stated that, the double quarter pounder was the go-to burger of choice for me back when I lived in a town that lacked reasonable access to a Carl’s, Jr, so there will always be a soft spot in my enlarged heart…

Picnic shoulder is nice and cheap but it’s also fairly low in fat. It will dry out if you’re not careful. However, I will braise it and use it in chili. If I’m willing to wait, I’ll stick the braising liquid in the fridge to separate the fat from the aspic and use that fat to cook the aromatics and spices in.…

I’ve been dieting since May and that means many dinners have simply been a can of tuna and some fruit. Because I don’t like mayo, the only thing I can add to the tuna to make it remotely palatable is lime juice. By the time I’m done doing this, I never want to eat canned tuna again.

I remember renting Street Sk8er from the store and being disappointed with it when I got the chance to play it. I believe it had dedicated areas where tricks could be done and the courses were linear and not free-roam. The second release in the series trended a little more towards arcade-style gameplay but by that…