Mentos: The Deathmaker has a nice ring to it.

Seriously, how hard is it to use paper towel or TP?

I love that Baker Mayfield ended up getting drafted by the Kansas of the NFL.

I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who picked up a rather tomato-y scent from this poster.

Especially if you’ve been using Dave’s ghost pepper sauce. One drop of that stuff puts a whole bottle of Tabasco to shame.

I thought Jeter retired a couple years ago...

Science has done many things for us but the ability to detect sarcasm on the internet isn’t one of those things.

As a Seahawk fan, I once watched Feely miss 3 game winning field goals in the span of about 30 minutes so if I were the prom date, I’d be pretty relieved that the guy holding the gun has accuracy issues.

Poor Barria was called up to the majors today, as a spot starter for the Giants.

The only other rice that wasn’t minute rice that I’ve ever bothered toasting in bacon grease was jasmine rice. I stopped there because I have a feeling any non-instant rice I use would yield similar results. Just a few minutes of toasting the minute rice gave it a deep golden, almost brown color with a noticeably…

Ah yeah, semantics. Alex Jones is the area of the body where digested waste meets the outside air, but he’s not an asshole!

During my more frugal days, I would use leftover bacon grease to toast minute rice. I would add a chicken bouillon cube, some black pepper and whatever little protein (usually egg) I could find to the dish at the end. The strange thing is I’ve tried to do this with jasmine rice and the result isn’t the same. The…

Nice, comparing a fan base of a team that’s been around for one year to that of a team that’s been around since 1976 and regularly filled up a glorified gigantic WWI bunker for 24 of those years. Some people even ate a king dog and lived to tell their story.

— you beat me to the punch.

Listening to this doesn’t make one woke, it makes them deaf.

He’s a rising star in what? The race to the bottom?

My god, this is a little too over the top.

This is how I feel. The guy’s a narcissist and an attention whore. He’s lived a public life and much of the material used to detract him has been public for a long time; certainly much longer than when he announced his run in the 2016 race. Yet, his supporters still cry “fake news” when any story that doesn’t paint…

BtB is good, but what it can’t do is solidify back into a gel once it’s been diluted with water. I’ve made pho with canned stock and I’ve made it using bones and the canned stock doesn’t yield the aspic that’s key to the dish.

There’s always money in the banana stand.