Anything that could be construed as a step forward would be too much for his crippling vertigo.

According to baseball-reference, Foltynewicz put up 1.3 WAR last season. The value of 1 win on the free market is roughly 11 million, so he’s actually being well underpaid and will continue to be until he hits free agency. Foltynewicz would be a perfectly fine back of the rotation guy on a number of teams.

$100,000? Who does he think he is? Baby Ruth?

Chris Mullin.

Indianapolis Colts: 2018 Josh McDaniels finalists.

There’s no doubt there was a big difference between Grohl’s playing versus the drummers that played in Nirvana before him, but his entrance also coincided with Kurt really beginning the use the soft-loud-soft dynamic to great effect. I don’t know if it was a coincidence, but Kurt’s songwriting also took a step forward…

“I’m never cumin here again!”

Oh. My. God. One of the best things about going on vacation is having the ability to try out some of the food the locale has to offer. I cannot imagine streamlining meals during a vacation. I hope he doesn’t work during his vacation as well.

I didn’t realize that the investigation started back during Obama’s tenure, and also 9 months before the presidential election. Mueller must be a time traveler and that’s why he can’t be trusted!

The last thing this administration needs is another thing that can be used as a distraction to divert attention from what they’re actually trying to do.

Skyline isn’t chili, it’s spaghetti sauce mixed with cheap cologne.

The last time I went fishing I spent about a third of the time on the dock fumbling around with line that had gotten all twisted up in the spool. That would not be possible in a place that’s cold enough to erase all dexterity from exposed fingers in a matter of minutes.

Sounds like the place I worked at. Eventually the owner had to sell the store and I found out later that a legal recreational store opened up in the building right behind the old store. I never had a hard time procuring any herbs but having that store open would’ve been even more convenient.

Vegan cheese doesn’t melt, it just sweats.

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So he’s Endy Chavez?

They’re also the same people who believe Jeter was some kind of defensive wunderkind because he made that one play in the playoffs to nail (a safe, by the way) Jeremy Giambi at the plate and the one other play where he dove into the stands and busted up his chin while making a spectacular catch. The reality is he was…

In 2013, Allen Craig had a ridiculous .454 line with RISP - better than the likes of Matt Holliday, Miguel Cabrera, Robinson Cano, and Carlos Beltran. Fast forward to 2016 and Craig is out of the majors completely while three of the hitters I listed are HOF candidates and the other (Holliday) is good enough for the…

There’s a reason why those late 90's/early 00's Yankee rotations were “April-fresh” in October.

And Jack Posobiec got matched up with himself and a bottle of lotion.