I actually like the idea of treating fruit as a dessert. It’s something I’ll occasionally do, especially when mangoes are cheap and in season. Then again, I posit that the best kind of pie is of the pizza variety so my enthusiasm for more “traditional” desserts might not reach that of others.

Uff da! Did the Saints want to win? Neaux!

I figured their final drive would flame out because the nine yard line is just about the worst place to have first and goal. It also didn’t help that the shovel pass they attempted basically killed one down as well. I don’t know if that play was called for or Matt Ryan was forced to ad-lib in the style of Chevy Chase…

Shh, don’t give away the Soldier Field maintenance crew’s secrets away.

Yeah, but enough about the rugs in the White House, what about your rug?

Gawd, this man makes me want to crawl under a rock lobster.

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Glad to know that I wasn’t the only person to get that vibe.

I almost gave you a star for that. In no way does a simple two letter word need to take up the fashion of a five letter word that looks like the contents of a stirred up bowl of alphabet soup.

Now that Carolina is out, the NFC playoffs are all about the Birds and the Brees.

Dan McGwire was 6' 8"!

“The files are in the computer...”

Am I the only one that finds it nearly impossible to accurately measure? The sticky goo doesn’t really conform to the contours of the measuring spoon I use nor does it seem to really like being packed down into the spoon with a separate utensil. However, I just made tacos with BTB as a substitute to beef bouillon…

Hmm, I always thought that the object of warming up the car was to get the inside up to a temperature that doesn’t freeze snot in less than twenty seconds.

It sounds like the entire special investigation was set in motion by a drunken boast by George Papadopolous to a conservative Australian diplomat, who in turn notified the FBI. If Trump didn’t want this, he shouldn’t have gone on live TV and begged for Russian assistance during a campaign rally.

It’s really not that great here. You’re going to want to stock up on rain gear since it rains every single day here. We even made up an extra day of the week (happy bumberday!) in order to fit more days of rain into the calendar. The old-timey locals have trained the native deer to run out in front of cars with…

Gee, it sounds an awful lot like that group of voters was bound and determined to not let a bigot get voted into office. Now if we only knew who that bigot was...

For all we know, Ayala could’ve actually had the same size strike zone as Maddux had and it wouldn’t have mattered one damn bit. His pitches would’ve still ended up two inches out of the zone, three feet in front of the plate, or being meatballs right down dead central. Ayala was a name to be cursed in my household…

Durant leaving the Thunder knocked them down a few pegs so that alone is worth the price of him leaving. He could’ve ended playing on Mars and I still would’ve 100% supported his decision to leave OKC.

Grant Brisbee wrote a good piece about what the mindset of Evans and the rest of the front office might’ve been when they made the deal for Longoria. Pretty much every regular player fell way short of their projected WAR last season and if they all manage to get back up to their 2017 projections, the team is at least…