Kinda like how I got sick of the “after 9/11, the Yankees really need this one” narrative. I guess 4 of the previous 5 wasn’t enough for those spoiled bastards. Buncha Veruca Salts...

“It’s not a lie if Jesus believes it.”

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Its not happening, the roadkill pelt occupying the top of his head is incapable of turning grey.

Trump has other things to worry about, like whether or not whatever the fuck he’s engaging in to fuck over the country is getting high enough ratings. I’d like to believe that every time he watches SNL, a few precious moments tick off from his lifespan.

If an ungreyed commentator comes along and responds to your comment, it ungreys the post. It’s not on any of these sites to ungrey you just for shit’s sake. If you go fishing and no fish decides to take the bait, it’s not the lake’s fault you went home empty.

Single motherhood is definitely encouraged more by the side that prattles on about the sanctity of life. It sure costs a hell of a lot less to provide solutions (birth control/abortion) that help to prevent these situations from occurring in the first place. Unfortunately the religious right has decided to wedge their…

If you’re looking for a starter that checks off none of those boxes, Yovani Gallardo should be available in the offseason. The Mariners already have a trove of starters who can’t go more than five innings before spontaneously combusting.

Well, the Cubs and Indians met in the World Series and time seems to be moving along just fine. My calendar says November 8th, 2016.

I give your statement about a 96% chance of being true. The man holds petty grudges longer than most married couples do.

The only word in the English language that begins with the letters G, I, and F is gift and its derivatives. As we all know, the position of a letter within a word can dictate how that particular letter sounds so I’m going to stick with what the few clear examples of this letter combination occurring at the beginning…

I don’t think he’d want any part of it if it were called the nuclear soccer ball instead.

Trump can’t even read a Where’s Waldo?  book.

May I propose a good old fashioned duel instead? I’m willing to potentially sacrifice Tillerson to the cause because it is one of the few scenarios that involve Trump prematurely leaving the office without bringing up a threat of revolt from his stupid, stupid supporters.

You are correct. If he wanted it to sound like the brand of peanut butter, he should’ve spelled it JIF. Unfortunately, he chose an ambiguous letter and here we are today...

It’s not a dumb argument at all, unless you think it is because it produces valid examples that run counter to your argument.

Those aren’t accents as much as they’re whole regions saying most words wrong though.

One thing that rankles me is pronouncing failure like fay-lee-ur and not fay-lure. Everyone puts an I in there that doesn’t exist.

How do you pronounce great, grate, gas, gastronomy, glide, or girder?

As a kid who grew up in the north end, I probably would’ve done the same thing if I hadn’t heard the name pronounced at the end of Almost Live! episodes well before I got the chance to eat there.