Joe Paterno would be a fair comparison to the founding fathers if either he had the same amount of impact as the founding fathers or turning a blind eye to molestation was just something that people did at the time. Since neither of those scenarios exist, the comparison doesn’t hold up. Paterno was the coach of one…

Yeah, but what do chicks dig?

Forget about just touching the meatball with the bat, that person would also have to possess the power to hit it at least 302 feet (302 feet is the shortest distance from the plate to the fence in any major league stadium).

Cricket batsmen have swings that tend to be quicker and more compact than their baseball counterparts. From the batter’s perspective, the boundary is also much closer to the batter in cricket than the fence is to a hitter in baseball. The cricketer would have to find a way to add another 80-100 feet to the average six…

There’s always at least one of these fuckers that show up in threads like these. By all accounts, I’m a complete dummy and I still understand what the first amendment means in regard to free speech. I guess being under-educated isn’t propagating this lack of understanding as much as willful ignorance is.

Now if we’re talking about Megatron’s anus that’s set to open in Atlanta...

I could’ve been more clear; this issue should’ve been resolved with the previous round of stadiums that have recently opened up in the region (New Yankee Stadium, Citizen’s Bank, Sun Trust, and Nationals Park). In the meantime, I guess these clubs are fine with inconveniencing both their fans and their players.

Both Houston and Miami see plenty of lightning but that didn’t stop either of those teams from building parks with retractable roofs. Domed stadiums are ugly, retractable roof stadiums aren’t. You want to know what is ugly? Attempting to play baseball in the rain.

That works in a sport like soccer where off days greatly outnumber match days during the season, but the baseball season has 162 games in roughly 180 days. That schedule only gets more cramped when rain postponements require teams to play doubleheaders or even revisit a team to play a cancelled game during what would…

Protests aren’t supposed to be comfortable or convenient, and being on a sidewalk isn’t going to prevent someone from being hit by a car with a madman behind the wheel.

East coast summertime rain needlessly takes out another player. A Note to future architects who plan on designing the next batch of taxpayer-funded stadiums; you’ll need to add a retractable roof because the east coast has no dry season.

If my lineage happened to include a bunch of traitorous racists, good riddance! Family doesn’t deserve respect simply because of blood relation, it deserves respect for engaging in respectful activities, of which fighting a war to preserve slavery doesn’t happen to be.

“They will not replace us.”

This statement is very true. The rhetoric coming from Pyongyang is not new, what’s new is the tone being put forth by our very own sherbet Napoleon. It’s a complicated situation that’s only being made worse by a lout who cheated his way into possessing the biggest cache of military firepower on the planet. Hoping that…

You may correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the vote to go to war with Iraq happen before it came out that the intelligence surrounding WMD’s was falsified? All congress could do is vote on what they understood the situation to be at the time. We shouldn’t be judging any member of congress for a vote that came under…

Kaep only seems bad if you just watch his games against the Seahawks. He’s had some terrible supporting casts ever since Harbaugh left and a quarter of the team decided to up and retire. I struggle to grasp why a player protesting the anthem for a noble cause can turn a player more radioactive than a player who’s…

That’s like being the tallest person in a roomful of dwarves.

When the toppings are put under the cheese, the cheese browns quite nicely, especially with a small amount of cheddar thrown in there as a bonus.

It’s all about the weight. The hamburger patty should be the heaviest part of a burger, so putting it on top of the lighter toppings should act like a little bit of an anchor. Putting the toppings on top of the patty creates a leaning tower of disappointment.

Try making pizza in a cast-iron skillet. The cheese around the edge melts down and gets blackened, which is the best thing that can be done to the outer crust without creating some kind of non-pizza abomination (stuffed crust, hot dog bites.)