It’s much harder for a kangaroo to jump on top of someone’s head when they’re already on top of someone else’s shoulders.

Eddie Betts!

When their accent starts sounding more like a New Zealander, that’s how!

Hell, we had that game in the 90's. It was probably a better thing to do with a football and four kids as opposed to playing a pickup game of football with four people.

They showed weekly AFL matches last spring/summer/fall right up to the Grand Final. I think they might start doing that again after the current soccer tournament they’re airing ends. I don’t want to watch that football, I want to watch a version of football where stuff, you know, actually happens.

All that choreography for a simple behind.

Dear president pants-on-fire, if you’re upset that the talk about Russian collusion isn’t going away, you probably shouldn’t have begged Russia to help you out during one of your campaign rallies.

Yeah, but what about Hillary?

If you’ve stepped on a skateboard once in your life and managed to not fall flat on your ass, you’re eligible to drink PBR (or skaterade as I’ve come to know it.) I’m as pissed off over the hipsterization of PBR as the next guy who enjoys drinking mass quantities of relatively weak beer but doesn’t want to shell out…

Jeter made the play whe he could get to the ball. He didn’t have great range and those hop/turn/throw plays he made would’ve been backhand/plant/throws for other shortstops. He was a great hitter for a long time though and he would’ve made the HOF on the strength of those numbers alone.

It’s almost like a mediocre to bad fielder is capable of making a truly great play every once in a while. *cough cough* Derek Jeter *cough cough*

I play the guitar with headphones on and I find myself uttering things outloud when things just aren’t going the way I want them to, only my vocalizations tend to be more negatively motivational than inquisitive. Since I’m wearing headphones, I have no idea how loud I’m being so I can only assume the neighbors in the…

I agree. First names shouldn’t ever have punctuation in them, nor should they ever end in -evious/-avious. And while we’re at it, there’s no word in the English language that ends with an “A” that makes an “ay” sound at the end of it, so seeing names ending with an “A” being incorrectly pronounced “ay” sets off my…

Any scenario involving a Super Bowl is way better than being a perennial doormat.

To me, the lack of will from the democrats on this issue is a sign that big money does have an influence within the democratic party. They’ve had no issues jumping on board with other progressive social policies that don’t really harm the bottom line of businesses, yet when it comes to cannabis legalization we’re…

Miss Arizona put up more resistance to the Wildcats than the Sun Devil defense is currently doing.

I actually remember playing a later version of this series as a teenager. I had forgotten the name of it though.

I make pizza in my cast iron skillet as well. I wouldn’t call it deep dish though, it’s more like pan pizza. The best thing is being able to put the toppings and cheese right up to the edge so the cheese melts down along the sides and caramelizes on the crust.

Imagine Supreme Court Justice Peter Thiel. It’s not a coincidence that Thiel donated a significant amount of money to Trump’s campaign and then Trump comes out in support of nominating Thiel for a spot on the Supreme Court. Thiel just happens to believe that democracy and women’s suffrage are incompatable. That alone…

“Given that he still has an entire season of everyone wanting his team to lose badly laid out in front of him.”