These are awfully tall words coming from an apparent mental midget. The last time I checked, the goal of basketball was to get the damn ball into the basket, which Curry happens to be pretty fucking good at doing. I’ll take a stop-and-pop three from 25 feet over a sky hook every time and I’m not going to be apologetic…

You had to cheat to activate that mode with Shaq?

I hate to be all nit-picky with these apparent neophytes to biology, but the vagina is also an exit as well. I don’t even have one and I know that!

If you need any help writing an article about how to drink without partying, I can offer up a few tips and tricks for ya.

Perhaps he thinks that the rotting jack o’ lantern’s slogan is “Make America Grate Again!”

Come on, don’t fall victim to the greed and avarice of the cookie industrial complex!

I think Stotts has a leg up over Stevens. That Blazers team is Lillard, McCollum and no one else... and they play in a tougher conference.

I’ve found that a simple stir-fry of red bell peppers, onions, sliced-up meatballs, and jarred marinara sauce makes a good meal and it can be made in under 20 minutes if you buy frozen meatballs and let them thaw out during the day.

I think the report must’ve misunderstood what Sandoval said when he said he tried hard to lose weight. What he really said was everything he ate was “fried in lard.”

-1...testicle.

Mediocre dance-pop probably isn’t the best style of music to attempt to inject biting social commentary into. Nothing smacks of the contempt for systemic oppression like choreographed dance moves. All that fluff says to me is the music itself can’t really hold it’s own without other things around to distract the…

I can only speak for myself, but there are certain styles of hair that I don’t find to be aesthetically pleasing and it just so happens that black women naturally possess one of those hairstyles.

I’m fairly certain that most of his non-white fans would’ve liked to see him at least make an attempt to recover that ball as well.

You weren’t very good at dodgeball, were you?

The Browns have the exact same philosophy towards playoff games.

That’s not sexual assault, that’s just wrestling!

I’d like to drop this petition faster than Koren Robinson could drop a pass perfectly delivered right into his breadbasket.

Ah yes, nothing smacks of an inferiority complex less than a baseless assessment on the penis sizes of a group.

I’m a Seahawk fan and these people are idiots, plain and simple. Although there’s nothing unique about this particular brand of idiocy, every team has fans like this.

Well, no, not really. Punk is a really stipped-down form of rock that arose as a backlash against the bloated arena rock of the 70's. Some bands might’ve incorporated the ska sound into their material, but they were the exception and not the rule. By that time, rock had already branched off into several different…