Oh Jamie Dornan, you're such a delight. Why do bad things happen to good people?

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

And now, I am again obligated, as with any clam-jammed story.

For me, it was three weeks ago when I said fuck it, I need a positive change in my life. My mental health was damaged, and people were dragging me down.

I've been nothing if not professional every time I've given notice at a job. I'm terrified of burning bridges.

Ahhhhhhh, the ol' "Reverse Peggy Hill."

Eww. Just eww. As a JHS teacher, allow me to be very clear: if a student shows any kind of inappropriate interest (and sometimes they do), YOU BE THE ADULT. You tell them it is not appropriate. You arrange for the two of you to never be alone in the same space. You let your department head/supervisor/administrators…

A lot of people get into ghost hunting because they think it's fun, an energy rush, and whatnot. What they don't realize is that ghosts, spirits, whatever, have the ability to attach themselves to the living, drawing energy from them, following them home. This can also happen with possessions/items.

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

Not gonna lie, if I'm out shopping by myself, I might appreciate a camera to take pics of how I look in an outfit. Because there's some angles I just can't get in a mirror.

And soon Kris will kill Kim in an attempt to stop her from draining her life force as the rising Supreme.

Does anybody else like to imagine that The Craft was a sequel to The Worst Witch and that Fairuza Balk (Mildred Hubble) was in some sort of Witch protection program (changing her name to Nancy Downs) because Tim Curry (The Grand Wizard) became Pennywise, which is why she went crazy?