Wow, Russell Brand and Chris Brown? Wonder how that dynamic is going to go...

Church Lady has Bieber fever?!

Church Lady!!! Yes! I can SO get on board with an all Carvey fest.

Loving Wayne's World! Dare I get my hopes up for the rest of the episode?

@Charlotte Cord-no way: I get the irrational hate, but I will have to stand up and say that Kristen Stewart was excellent in Speak, the tv movie based on the book about a girl's struggle in the aftermath of rape in high school. This came out before Twilight, so maybe I was not yet biased, but I truly think she did…

That was the best Jay-z i've ever seen.

@whitnatious: I'm from Hazlet, and I can safely say it is central Jersey. Trenton is more west, but is also central Jersey. Like BuffyBot said, north is above the Driscoll Bridge, South is around Bay Head/LBI. Hazlet is near the coast, to be sure, but still central. Unless, you know, we're going back to the…

@tessa: I was thinking that too! I have a friend who is a corrections officer in NJ, and the last comment made me wonder if she had ever experienced the "legal flash" during strip search. I'm calling her when her shift ends to find out. Also posted this link to my fb, asking my law enforcement and lawyer friends if…

I followed atchka's lead and sent an email to Dove, explaining the reason for my boycott. Sure, my actions may be a drop in the bucket, but at least I feel as though I took some sort of stand.

@BreeDMN: I've been pondering doing this myself...I'm only a few parkway exits away. Its the perfect cheese-tastic family bonding trip- my aunt and mother are both obsessed with the show and just about died from excitement when I showed them the picture I have of me and Theresa in my local Barnes and Noble. (There is…

Also- while watching, I noticed the BBC had a commercial for Dr.Who mentioning this- TARDIS at MIT [www.boston.com]

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: I really miss the tenth doctor. I'm watching repeats daily on BBC America, but its just not good enough. Matt Smith is doing a great job and I like him, but he's no Tennant!

@feelingHELLAstabby: I would buy this in a heartbeat. And wear it every. day.

@Erda: Vuvuzela Virtuoso: I can back this up- my senior (in central NJ, so you would think it would be larger) only had 75 people, and the entire school had a population of roughly 375, including teachers, cafeteria workers, and administration. And yes, everyone knew everyone else's business. I would hear rumors…

So what was the point of the second mic? Although Kanye SO won back the crowd.

I love that Gaga looks choked up seeing Cher. This final award is full of win.

Ok, Cher is just AMAZING.

Maybe i'm just old, but i'm wondering when the VMA's became so ridiculously boring...the performances don't seem as big, and it just isn't the "anything can happen at anytime" show it used to be.

@tobesthewonderdog: Seconded. Selena Gomez is just adoreable!

Did they always have the "professional" VMA's? Or did they just want to join in after watching the Schmemmy's?