As an addict, I can’t decide if I think sex addiction is a thing. On one hand it’s a compulsion that can negatively impact your life, but you can say that about a lot of things. Plus it seems like the go to defense for douchbag guys that can’t keep it in their pants.

God we are fucked.

Here’s something that also happened. Last month, some idiot teen bought a tiger cub off the street in Tijuana and tried to smuggle it across the border. USFWS seized it and gave it to the San Diego Zoo, which has been keeping it at the Safari Park in North County. Yesterday the cub got a new playmate, a tiger cub from…

Of course not. They don’t see themselves as “working class” but as “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” who fully expect all that wealth to trickle down.

LGBT behavior is a choice they make,

Donny boy thought it would be a jolly jape to run for the highest office, lose, and get another book deal with the by line “Donald Trump Former Presidential Candidate) out of it. Then he won.

Now everything he touches turns to shit before his very eyes; almost like Midas, but you know with shit instead of gold...so…

Is it naive of me to assume all the dirty documents have been placed in trash bags and currently reside underwater next to Dexter’s cut up victims?

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

He should never have been NOMINATED.

I have read that garbled word salad over a dozen times and can’t make heads or tails of it. What the fuck is he babbling about??? The more I read it, the crazier it gets.

Who’s paying $12 for insurance?

Dude. Marcon is “holding your hand” because he’s trying to get you to keep your pervy hands off his wife.  

Keep him in as long as possible as it means a free seat to help the Dems win votes as it lowers the rebellion killswitch of Bills from a min. of 3 to only 2.

God I’m so glad we are only teenagers once in our lives.

I WISH I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE I BOUGHT ALL OF THESE AVOCADO TOASTS AND IPHONES

*snaps*

....yes on the mani/pedis

He totally does say “let go” and Macron points at something off in the distance and is internally screaming, “NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER.”

Also, Melania’s entire outfit is gorgeous and now I feel like I’ve committed treason.

WE COULD HAVE HAD THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS COUNTRY.