Well hello neighbor!

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

If only Republicans weren’t so tyrannical...

Let’s not be a dick about this

As a firmly pro-choice vegetarian, I’m sure this guy and I would have a lot to talk about.

Try re-reading what I posted. I was speaking against the kind cognitive dissonance that allows people who are distressed by the sight of an animal being butchered to continue eating meat. Clearly, you are not one of those people.

We don’t have to worry about the environment because once it gets too messed up, biblegod will come and sweep up the faithful, leaving the filthy planet behind for the atheists, homosexuals, and uppity minorities.

So this nutbag kills a chicken to show how “pro-life” he is? Dude, you can’t be pro-life if you’re eating dead animals. I don’t believe in any gods, but I do believe your god’s original intent was to hang out in the garden with two naked vegetarians.

This is it. It’s why there are far more anti-choice men than women, and why there are so few pro-choice men. They just want to be able to force women to have their kids. If a woman makes the ‘mistake’ of fucking one, then her pregnancy is the man’s prize (not my words, but the words of men online). They don’t care if…

@UnfollowTrump retweets everything from both accounts, including the deleted tweets. So it’s kept forever, and bonus: he loses you as a follower.

My only concern is that the song I learned in fifth grade called “Fifty Nifty United States” won’t help me remember all of the states anymore.

stop you’re making me cry.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought he looked like a young Michael Cera!

It’s ok, George Michael. Your uncle has some illusions up his sleeve to keep pop-pop out of prison. Despite the light treason.

This is why I refuse to date any man who says his ex wife is crazy.

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

A lot of times if you go to a disadvantaged neighborhood, you ask the kids, ‘What do you want to do when you grow up?’ You get about five different answers. But there’s a thousand. We need to show people the other 995 and how you get there.

It’s interesting but sad that this guy is completely oblivious to the fact that he himself has been radicalized. Threatening to kill yourself for a cause and leave your kids as orphans, calling for the murder of people of a different religion, putting your anger and your cause over everything precious in your…

“Y’all won’t even change what you eat for breakfast”