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Am I officially an old? I have no idea what “FOH” means...

I’m actually glad you posted it all.

It’s called being pro-life, apparently...

Did Jesus hotbox the oval office??

current president:

He’s probably lost $17,000 worth of golf balls since his inauguration.

Anyone who voted for him should be prevented from ever voting again. Their atrocious judgment is a danger to everyone in our country.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

“He’s a dufus but not dangerous.” He the latter specifically because of the former. Ignorance is not free of danger.

They say this stuff to create a facade for their own people

Fuck that. Add “Getting fucking shit faced and smoking enough weed to kill a small yak” to your list because I want to pick that option.

someone far cleverer than me once described him as a poor person’s idea of a rich person...that seems to be on display here.

Oh god he’s chanting “U.S.A!” in his tweets.

Exactly what I was about to comment. He can “clarify” all he wants, but his words betrayed him. I also notice that both in his verbal garbage during the presser and in his clarification, he mentions that Assad dropped gas on “innocent people,” which really seems to be implying that the use of gas during the holocaust

No no no. He didn’t deny that Hitler gassed Jews. He denied that Hitler gassed German citizens.

if it were me, and perhaps i’m petty, i wouldn’t reach out with these questions until the night before.

500 Days of Kristen - which set my blood to near boil everyday on Gawker - seems downright inoffensive and quaint now.

💜 you so much for “100 Days of Clusterfuck”!

It’s like he’s never heard of “honey” or “babe”. They exist for a reason, amateur.

That text message is why old people should stay away from smart phones.