Shhhh...don’t give him any ideas about alcohol. It’s one of the few things getting people through this administration.

Personally, I think we should decriminalize all drugs, and treat addicts as patients rather than criminals.

Excellent analogy.

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

Oh sure, NOW the republicans believe in science

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

THE UNITED STATES FLAG CODE
Title 4, Chapter 1

i’m with her...

At this point, he should tell his followers that he already built the wall. They would believe him and it would be a lot cheaper.

I think an argument could be made that the fact that Trump exists means God doesn’t.

God doesn’t exists, next question.

“back all the way full” — How can anyone possibly still say or believe this? If you’ve never been to DC and are still confused about the National Mall’s geography, then check out sites like Google Maps. (Important: The Capitol is the eastern end, the Lincoln Memorial is the western end. Views from the two sites are…

This is delicious following his sputtering and sparsely populated March 4 Trump “rallies” over the weekend.

Just like Megyn Kelly.

More like:

Yeah, just like I’m on a temporary break from working out.

Hey here’s a fun thing; consider what kind of world we’d be living in if 2009 had opened with the following headlines.

Here. Bye.

At least he will support an investigation into this matter, right?