And now back to Mr. Davis, who on Friday morning held a sign outside the Rowan County Courthouse that read, “Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah

Yes, but they are Christians, which means they are victims and anyone who doesn’t agree with them is a bully who is persecuting them.

I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.

“Isn’t it like, SOOOO RANDOMMMM?”

“Buying this Barbie jeep is the craaaaaaziest thing I’ve ever done! So cool! And crazy!”

She lost her license because she refused the breath test and her awesome parents took her car away.Her parents are the heroes here.

She doesn’t shut up when she hits the workforce either.

The Tara in my classes for early childhood couldn’t figure out why the parents of the 3-5 year olds were so upset with her. I mean, she was just telling the kids the truth of how much bank she's makes being a stripper.

She’s not my hero. She drove drunk and is choosing to make light of her punishment instead of accepting the consequences.

There’s a Tara in every college class. She never shuts up about how crazy she is.

Plastic baby was the best actor in the film hands down.

She watched all those movies and all she had to do was watch YouTube clips of female fans speaking about the Red Sox and she would have won the Oscar.

Maybe they replaced her with that plastic baby.

If the car/fake baby owner actually loved their fake baby they never would have left it (her/him) in their car.

This doesn’t explain the fake monkeys, though.

There have been shows about people who own like a dozen fake babies and feed and burp and change their clothes for each one. It’s obvious they fulfill some kind of emotional void and I am sorry that those people are in that place... but it is really weird to me also.

Three words:

I guess this is what you do when you’re done with your fake pregnancy.

Some people really really love their fake babies and treat them as babies.