Sometimes, the images that women see in magazines make them feel inferior—even though the intention is never to make anyone feel less.

I’m sure the Lucy/Desi marriage is the story that a lot of people want, but what is much more interesting is how she went from Goldwyn Girl dancer to one of the most famous comedians who ever lived by being a combination of Bette Davis and the Marx Brothers- a holy terror to the executives and a laugh riot to everyone…

Somewhere Debra Messing is drinking heavily...

Weird Al is ready to play Desi.

except when it doesn’t

they upgraded to the pregnancy/miscarriage sympathy special

My mom is going to hate me after this.

And then when you need a fake baby to say you had the baby there’s places for that too!

JUST ASK THESE SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!

I hear good things, but it always seems so scary to me.

There is also a large car named the Denali. Is that named after black power too, idiots?*

What the actual fuck? Alaskans, native or otherwise, have been calling that mountain Denali since forever. Jesus.

Wikipedia and Google, whose contents are largely based in reality, are notorious for being what wingnuts refer to as “liberal.”

Do they mean “Kenyan” as in “Swahili”? Because according to good old (FUCKING FREE, EASY TO FIND) Google Translate, black power = nguvu nyeusi.

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

Shyeah. Translated into Sane, this says “I have been a complete worthless twat to my daughter her whole life, but I want her to still want to hang out with her veritable abuser, so I’m going to fall back on this deliberately vague platitudinal ‘reason’ as though it’s a matter of concrete moral principle, which I obvs…

right? that sounded really messed up. Like it’s called adulthood....if you never seperate from your parents there is something wrong with you, and your parent.

Aka she can no longer pimp her own daughter out and she wishes she'd been smarter about who she married her off to.

I so hope Taylor Swift did fart within microphone distance. And she is always constantly amazed.