In case you weren’t aware, dating apps are a veritable TREASURE TROVE of these kinds of pictures. God help us all.

Thank you, and exactly. What a joke.

“...the lede.”

Yes, she is a LOSER NOT A BIG DEAL Olympian. I mean give me a fucking break. You may not know who she is or care about her sport, but she’s objectively one of the most successful athletes in the world by merit of making it to the Olympics for her country. Who are you?

I read this in the print edition this morning and was like...what the hell is going on at the NYTimes? Since when do they cover shrooming? Wacky.

I just love Fifth Harmony. They are equal parts terrible and incredibly compelling. And I love their semi-real bodies.

I mean how exciting would it be if previously “safe” seats became unsafe?

SAME

I like “fascist cheeto” better than “racist cheeto”

Exactly. Crying is fine. Being upset is fine. Obviously you should try to calm it down. But letting your kid kick people/seats/stuff or throw things is not ok.