This is an OPEN LETTER to las vegas to give me a DJ Residency. My DJ name will be DJ Mbenga, and I will only play HOT JAMS (mostly Prince)

"Ce filme ,*yawwwn*... c'est ennuyeux...."

Lol like when the French were like "rate it PG-13 it shocks nobody"

She used to have $1.4 million.

I think people are upset that — in a way sort of similar to the dolphin guy — I didn't spend any space in the interview representing public skepticism by telling the person that what they believe is wrong or untenable or unworkable.

They are, at the very least, attempting to reach Mars, which is a hell of a lot more than most of us will do in our lifetimes.

the real heroes are internet commenters who are always here to remind us how much everyone sucks

Barbara Bush: Oh its a shame poor Marvin died so very young.

Ssh. We never, EVER talk about Marvin.

Maybe you're looking for PA to say something wrong because you called her out for not being witty to some rando telemodel on the red carpet and then she turned around and made this awesome speech. It seems pretty obvious at this point that she had other things on her mind than amusing the public on the way in.

J. Lo: "Everyone!"

I've been watching red carpet coverage on E!, and I have to say I'm impressed that Seacrest has managed to ask female actors substantive questions. A quick "Who designed your dress?" and then he moves on.

They are children. They have been groomed to be child soldiers. They need to be found.

My art history degree is paying for itself already!

I mean, I found myself shipping them in a situation that I'd be giving side-eye to in literally any other scenario, fiction or real-life. He's dying and just got engaged to another woman and you went to jail for 17 years for him, birthed 3 children for him, and I don't even think he's said thank you? And now you're…

yeah, I meant to mention their hookup at the end of the episode. She rubs off on him and really makes the chemistry believable. It's a certain fire she has

I never get tired of Taraji Henson. I'm pretty much watching this show exclusively for her.

For me, it's all wrapped up in the Taraji magic. Cookie is, by far, the most compelling character on the show. She makes every other character (and the actors) better for interacting with her. Lucious is likable when he interacts with Cookie, and it's safe and entertaining because it's a TV show. That doesn't mean…