take me for what i am

BUT MAKE SURE YOU DO A JUICE CLEANSE THO

Could Your Food Have Calories? The Answer May Surprise You....

How on earth are people forming opinions about what is healthy? Vaccines are toxins? Fast food is healthy? WTF??

Like...I feel bad for/annoyed at Ed Sheeran. Beyonce shows up looking hot as all hell, glamazon, amazing. And he looks like he woke up still half hung over, picked up the first thing he found on his dorm room floor, sniffed it, went, "eh, good enough" and went out to perform. Like...maybe a little effort?

Everything I've heard about this movie begs the question: WHY did Jamie Dornan take this role? Who held a gun to his head?

I did, I yelled it out loud because I was so frustrated and ... I'd had a full flask of rye aside from what I shared with Kelly.

For sure. And ultimately where the book fails is in having her acknowledge all of his abuse and then going, "But that dick, tho."

Kelly requested the "fuckin'" section.

Just post this gif(t) from Stella.

You know, that's a good point too. Also, the fact that it almost seems like an EXCUSE for him being how he is. I mean, okay, I understand that many abusers are abusers because they were abused. But I also understand that people CHOOSE their actions. My father's father was an alcoholic. He chose to not drink and…

Here are some thoughts, having seen the movie at the 9pm showing last night with three girlfriends:

Yeah, yet also somehow sexy as hell. I think they cast him just to make viewers uncomfortable that the evil guy is attractive.

Jamie Dornan, who played another sexy but twisted character on the British drama The Fall

My ex invited me over to his place to watch "Secretary" (even though I'd seen it). After my awkward attempt to flirt and touch him during the movie he told me he didn't know if he wanted a relationship with me and wasn't into me as much as I was into him. It was cruel. Even if he did say he wanted to date like a month…

The LONE defender? Jeebus, what's wrong with these people??

I think being in a theater full of adult women who gasped and said "yes" at a shot of a penis base is what would really send me over the edge. I'm getting to be an old- is "thirsty" the appropriate word for this?

I'm weirdly SUPER pleased that of the 4 reviews I've read today (that's right) Dakota Johnson has come across as the ONLY good part of this film (disregarding Dornan's abs/start of his junk) and that Dornan was super wooden.

I really like her schtick on the red carpet and she's come across as both sweet and funny in…

and his hot driver.

Violently awful writing is so much more interesting than barely passable writing...