She also did this photo which I thought was neat.

my mother literally looks like kim jong un in all the family pictures she was in since she hit puberty

How did the internet appear in 1950?

I'm well aware QZ is Indonesian, but we all know that AK are the ones calling the shots — the airlines, from a pax perspective, are essentially one, so AK's brand takes the hit. That's a decidedly Malaysian company.

You bought an airline ticket with a seat number. Now sit there. This isn't a bus.

Living in Ireland, I can tell you with absolute certainty that the vast majority of people want this woman to be put to rest, including the religious people, who aren't nearly as fundamentalist as their counterparts in the the USA.

I am proud. I've now made it through both Thanksgiving and Christmas without texting my ex. Five more days and I'm through the holidays and in the clear.

Two Christmases ago I had only vegetable platter appetizers to eat for dinner, because my stepmom's brother didn't know I was coming to his house with my parents (I'm a vegetarian). Last Christmas, he just forgot I don't eat meat/seafood, and I had even asked my father before we went if I should just bring my own food…

As a straight guy I just yell "Do you promise?!? IT'S A DATE!" as cheerfully as possible.

Why, I hear that they have this Intertubes device so that you can view these despicable, vile, sweaty, gay acts in the comfort of your own home! Anywhere between two to several dozen waxed, greased, just repulsive, tan Greek Gods just plowing away at each other with wild lustful abandon! In positions, combinations,…

"I really hate the gays. I hate them so much I'm going to spend 90% of my time thinking about them having sex, and I'm going to make sure everyone knows how much I think about it."

If you ever want to hear, in detail, about how gay men have sex with each other, talk to a homophobe.

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

With little kids, we try to stick to kid-friendly zones where the occasion meltdown won't bug anybody. But we do, occasionally, have to fly. Thank God we're finally done with diapers— where are we supposed to change a baby on a plane, people?

Honestly, brawls on flights originating in mainland China aren't all that unusual. A friend watched a brawl start to develop on an Eastern China flight because it was delayed on the tarmac. The flight attendants handed out dinner in an attempt to calm people down, and the passengers started throwing the food at the…

I think she's trying to do a roundhouse kick over the top of the seat.

I was once on a flight (to China, actually) which was 9 hours 45 minutes long.

Was it Ariana Grande?