oh god i do like oatmeal and musicals

MUSICALS AND OATMEALS

Women at Work: A Guide for Men

The only women I'm suspicious of are the ones who claim to be just flummoxed by other women. Poor little old uncomplicated you, having to endure codependency and faux family relationships.

"Rice shouldn't have been carrying a toy gun in an open carry state if he didn't want to get shot." Already one in the comments. Fuuuuk these people.

Same. Women after to worry about rape, sexual harassment, domestic violence, catcalling, discrimination at work, access to BC and abortion care, etc. etc. But some manfeels are hurt. DROP EVERYTHING!!! MANFEELS ALERT!!!

Especially when it's so obvious that the bad actors in a situation are the men. There are a couple on there where I think, "OK, both seem like toxic people," but most of them seem to be the men.

Right? Assholes complaining about a paper cut when we got an infected bullet wound.

I'm sick of hearing about the hurt manfeels. Nothing pushes me to the radical fringes of Feminism faster than dudes whining about their hurt feelings.

me if someone tries to give me a fitbit

They are not going to Guy Fieri's. That is a lie. You stop lying you lying liar.

My cattle dog has learned how to open the cabinet to the kitchen trash, and when I catch him at it he just sticks his head farther into the cabinet and holds very, very still. I'm not a T-rex, buddy. I know you're in there.

Oh, what a vicious and dangerous animal that pit bull is!

THESE ARE GUINEA PIG PICTURES. THEY ARE CUTE AND YOU CAN CLICK ON THEM.

SPOILER ALERT: One person calls it "Mail Kimp."

SPOILER ALERT: Adnan has been in prison for 15 years.

I love Serial and I think the only certain conclusion we're going to be able to take away from it is "Damn, the justice system is fucked up." Because regardless of WHO did it, I can't fathom how a jury convicted Adnan beyond a reasonable doubt based on the case presented.

I think you are the only one, yes.

I love that clip because people seem to love data when it comes with sports, but not when it comes to really important things, like climate change.