A song about California love? How novel. This could really change things.

The Knowledge is just a jaw-dropping, unfathomable achievement.

I need No-Red guy to go on a date with Allergic-to-Crunchy woman.

I once had a friend refuse to eat a slice of lemon pound cake because I mentioned I'd used my homemade vanilla in it (like 2 tsp in the whole cake). She doesn't drink, and when she learned that my homemade vanilla is vanilla beans in vodka, she declined the cake. I explained that unless powdered vanilla is used, all…

But, but- WHAT ABOUT THESE POOR RAPISTS' BRIGHT FUTURES??!! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE MENZ?

You are right. This drug is not used frequently for rape, and certainly not among fraternities. They probably just wanted to party!

My client is Saudi. When my firm first told me I was going to go, it took me a while to agree. But I had done most all of the work. In the boardroom, it was fine. I wasn't in an abaya there. I did my homework, though, and knew what to expect, so it wasn't so bad. I had a driver and was in a luxury hotel. My accountant…

What fucked up company in the world sends WOMEN to Saudi Arabia????

They are religious police, and while you don't want to anger them to the point where they make a big fuss, apparently you can ignore them — esp. after they walk away.

Bad idea. Their menstruation will attract bears, and bears never improve traffic conditions.

Aww man! I tried several times yesterday to make a quick online purchase and had to wait dozens of times while seeing the error pages for an overloaded server and "touch-ups" (quit being silly, Sephora-just give it to me straight without the teasing swatches of parrot-colored eyeshadow!). I was let into the site after…

My mother works for Sephora. There are definitely all kinds of weird issues in the corporate realm regarding these kind of things, HOWEVER, the Asian market has been one that Sephora and other luxury brands have been targeting recently - apparently many of these products are doing very, very well in those economies.…

They want to defend Lena and the only way to do so is to omit.

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

I'm pretty sure she's being scolded for the right reasons: i.e. being an oversharing, solipsistic, privileged twit who thinks every damn thought that crosses her brain is a Precious Pearl That Needs to Be Expressed to the World.

Of course not! Those whores shouldn't have opened their legs! (/sarcasm)

For the millionth fucking time, if you think abortion is actually killing babies and you want fewer babies to be killed, teaching contraception is a great way to prevent abortions. On the other hand, if your motive is punishing everybody who has premarital sex, and also punishing any babies that result from…

So, Arizona will also be providing fully state-funded childcare, living expenses, food, and health care so that the mothers can attend high school and college, therefore giving them and their children a chance at a stable life, right? RIGHT?

"They pointed out, too, that the law doesn't say abortion and contraception can't be taught, only that adoption has to be promoted as the best option."

Isn't that how liberation works? Only one group of people can have equality at a time? NO? WELL GODDAMN.