Thank you for your goodwill, Nobody Campbell!" — Malala

OH GOD. I must have read it that way to preserve my sanity.

Well, it technically worked for them because I carted their asses off to planned parenthood and taught them about condoms and the pill. God, I knew they were going to get one hell of an infection, never thought it could be fatal.

This was something suggested in "Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask," if I remember correctly.

It's like someone was playing a game of contraceptive "telephone" with her. The true yam (aka the "sweet potato" [which are not the same thing, but try telling that to Americans]) is a source of hormones used in making, among other things, contraceptive pills. So you can, actually, make a contraceptive out of a…

This apparently came from the use of yams, or air potatoes, in a tea or other ingested preparation, as a form of contraceptive used by native peoples in the Americas. At some point, it got twisted into inserting a potato into the vagina to prevent or terminate a pregnancy. It is done in the film "The Milk of Sorrows"…

I thought it was bad when my prof told a story about his wife who is a pharmacist and she had a girl complaining about her birth control. The problem was it wasn't staying inside her and kept falling out. It was oral birth control.

I've heard a similar story with tuna fish...

I just started screaming internally. I'm never eating potatoes for the next few weeks. Thanks Mark for making childhood fears of plants growing inside me come true. You'll receive my therapy bills shortly.

I went to school with girls who thought douching with coke was a contraceptive. Abstinence programs work, Y'all!

Yeah, you are not wrong, and your song is perfect.

Just looked it up; you're right. Grindr is specifically for gay/bi men. Tinder is a dry, flammable material, such as wood or paper, used for lighting a fire.

+1000%

I'm writing a song, made especially for Tinder guys like this!

Btw, the property brothers are out of hand. The kind of George Michael's Careless Whisper era grooming on the formal AND scruffy brother disturbs me.

What is this world where I really like Taylor Swift? Single-dom (and feminist) is a good look for her.

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

How is Jezebel 'hating' on her? They exposed an ugly fact about this individual who is supposedto uphold ideals and morals in addition to being beautiful (that is the job description of Miss America, to serve as a role model). These pageants have upstanding as well as questionable people competing in them (Miss USA…

Wait, Jezebel IS a bunch of angry chicks but they don't just hate on attractive women. They hate on men first, then men sympathizers, THEN attractive women.