Nice to see that the good old practice of killing women for religious reasons is still going strong in the world, I was kinda worried we would only have to be scared of secular crazy people.

Or as they pronounce it, "hummus."

I used to bartend in Washington state and it's illegal to serve someone more or less than what they ordered. Two drink max per patron at a time

I am a bartender (who gets surprise extra-strong drinks from other bartenders sometimes, once with deleterious consequences) and I approve of this message.

Argh I'm so fucking sick of this idea that women shouldn't be taking responsibility for their own safety because in a perfect world they wouldn't have to. Living in a fantasy world won't keep you safe! Predators are out there, and they will continue to be out there. You can't just sit around waiting for society to…

interesting to contrast these polite, articulate children with the kids on toddlers and tiaras. Good luck with AGT, kids!

It's one thing to SUPPOSE there are people who think That Asshole (won't use his name) is a hero for his murders. It's HORRIFYING to read their praise and their tiny-minded ranting. Ick. They REALLY BELIEVE that 16 year old 'fit' female virgins are the highest attainable goal. O RLY? And that taking her by force is…

You know, I've always thought that Jessica Simpson is secretly a genius. I even have a whole thing that her marriage with Nick broke up because she was playing dumb for the reality show and that it irritated him.

I am from Brazil. Everyone and their mother - and their dad - has cosmetic surgery. Really.

OT: The programming with weddings is NUTS. My second wedding cost $400 and was planned in ten days, and I was eight billion times happier than I was at the first one. Alas, the marriage failed ( among many other things, he decided he did want kids) and now years later, I'm getting married *again*. And my guy couldn't…

a. "WHY DOESN'T SNL HAVE BLACK WOMEN?"

I can see your point, very clearly. What I took from is was that since some* white people deny white privilege and would avoid like the plague anything that has to do with slavery, maybe (even if the joke went over like a lead balloon) reminding them of it is really like putting them at the center of how this country…

People Who Love Being Offended tend to hate misdirection comedy.

Please don't disgrace pigs by comparing them to Kate Upton. They're actually the third most intelligent animal after primates and dolphins. Kate is nowhere up there in intelligence. Nor is she as cute as actual piggies. Case in point:

Yet another Barista here, weeping over the now confusing "Oh, you'd like chai? Would you like our Classic Chai or our Oprah Chai? Oh, yes, I would love to explain the difference to you" conversation that will inevitable ensue in 83% of chai conversations."

Also, have you gotten the "don't call it Dirty Oprah Chai"…

Barista as well, we sampled last night along with the new frappuccinos. Ready for a busy ass summer? *weeps into special Oprah Chai pump that I now have to wash out every night*

Epsilon Iota is a nonfrat (or fauxternity, if you will)

I walked away from the show last night with the impression that Porsha was manipulated behind the scenes by the other ladies (particularly Phaedra). Everybody hates Kenya (Cynthia remained somewhat neutral by not running to Porsha's side, but she sure as hell didn't run to Kenya's either), but somehow the dimmest…