Uhm. You realize that this 17 year old is not about to listen to her 42 year old aunt.

Hahahah her teeth are not yellow. This is sad, but I know (for some reason) that she is wearing a gold GRILL in her teeth. For some reasons she still thinks it's cool.

OK FINE IT'S 90 MILLION.

Nope nope nope nope - I'm going to go out on a funeral pyre with my dog. That's how this is going to end. Love her too much to even conceive of it. We're just both going to have to die.

Oh PLEASE. Greek life doesn't have a "media" problem. It has a "shitty culture" problem.

Uh, yeah. I'm not sure where someone is getting racism here. I'm sure they just have a fucked up site. Happens far more often than you would think.

I think that's the point. Even if people using it are slightly more amenable to hooking up sooner than "normal", no woman wants a guy to say "get on my boner" before they've even met. That's just not how you get with a woman.

NOW WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM. Robin Wright is incredible. Fuck these Fox News morons, this is the real outrage.

You listed two overweight people who are disciples of SoulCycle (supposedly)...not quite!

I get your point, BUT - someone who doesn't know that there is gluten in the grains mentioned, is not a REAL celiac. They are a douche. They are a douche who has heard from someone so-and-so that gluten is "bad" and has decided that this is a thing.

LOL - another "should you really be doing that" naysayer. Shouldn't you eat less and exercise more? Butt out.

Oh god. Thank you. All of you. I'm ugly cry/laughing.

Is there really a higher risk, though? The entire embryo was transplanted. It's not her egg at all. Probably a much higher risk for miscarriage early on, but otherwise I can't imagine that her kids would be more likely to be disabled, all of the genetic material is young.

Yes, plus lots of creative spellings.

Are you fucking kidding me? Tater tot casserole is the meal served in my heaven. Yes. Please.

Right, which is why the airlines should save them from themselves.

Beyond. It makes zero sense, really, how could anyone every justify it? Well, it's the law in cars, but airplanes...they travel MUCH faster, so nah!

Wait, were you replying to me? I know how to use earplugs. I promise that the baby screaming right next to me was not possible to ignore.

Are you fucking serious? You're going to leave your crusty toenail bits on the floor of the plane? That. Is. Gross.

Please. Earplugs don't do it. I recently was on a transatlantic flight, and the woman next to me had a HUGE baby - really almost a toddler on her lap (which, btw, should also be illegal). This child screamed and kicked the entire time. The entire.flight. I had earplugs in. I had an eye mask on. I tried like hell to…