DP, you left your millions on the table by not touring after Random Access Memories, so don't come stumbling out for it now.

Wait, the Jurassic World guy is in charge of Episode 9? We let this happen internet???

What if it was a Scyther voiced by Polanski?

My favorite part of vaporwave (at least on reddit) is how much arguing is involved.

It appears they took a lot of liberties with my The Last Samurai 2 fanscript.

As a person who has never read the comics but seen all three movies, I live in a world where Fantastic Four has never been good. Join me! Expectations are low here!

I usually trace peoples opinion of it back to whenever Will Ferrell left, which upon Wikipedia inspection was 2002. So for 14 years now. Scientific evidence completed.

"SNL doesn't matter anymore." - Everyone under 35 for the last decade

Not to say the following things are equal but allow me to compare this horrible part of our nations history to football.

And some terrible art installations.

I've been Strung Out since Tuesday night. This country is Dead To Me. How can I possibly tell my Offspring, Face To Face, that the leader of our country is a Rancid, Guttermouthed, Adolescent that has his finger on the nuke button and could Strike Anywhere? Good Riddance to the America I thought I knew…..

Finally, a place on the internet we can rag on people for something that brings them joy!

The carpet in that first video is quintessential grandparents house carpeting.

This is why I love watching World Cup reaction videos. It's like the same but ALL OF US.

Someone needs to come up with a "are we really offended" algorithm for Twitter. I hate when stories like this post 3-4 tweets from idiots and try to spin it into a larger mob than it really is. I need hard data to know if the people are truly furious!

I forgot to post this amusing anecdote about the Denver Broncos vs. Brock Osweiler in last weeks column so pretend this is somewhat relevant.

Most of us just awkwardly stare down at our food, wait 10 seconds, then ask how grandma is doing when our family members bring up horrible political opinions.

I was reeeeeeeeeeeally drunk on scotch when I watched Murray Christmas last year and I greatly enjoyed it. This seems to be the unpopular opinion?

Haha I forgot to put Kubo in there after I said it was almost a lock. Yeah definitely over Pets. Pets made a ton of money, but they don't seem to care for Illumination movies that much.

Animation Oscar category typically breaks down like this: