Damn! That’s got to be the stuff for me, a REAL man! Just look at that barbed wire! Avast! It’s Grrrrrrreat! Yabba dabba do!

Damn! That’s got to be the stuff for me, a REAL man! Just look at that barbed wire! Avast! It’s Grrrrrrreat! Yabba…

Dubai is a dictatorship. As a foreigner you can buy a special permit and drink alcohol in your home, but you’ll get arrested if you drink outside, like on the beach. If you kiss your GF too passionately in public you’ll get arrested (she’ll get beheaded). Many other offenses that we call liberties will get you…

Sounds disgusting.

You know, this and other pleadings are simply not believable. All you have to do is look at the lids and you can see that they WILL trap a small amount of beverage. The push-button mechanism I spoke of is on the newer, flip open lids. I am certain that, were I able to hold your mug, I could probe into the various…

You know, this and other pleadings are simply not believable. All you have to do is look at the lids and you can see…

Those Contigo Auto-Sean mugs are disgusting incubators of mold, sporting several unreachable and unwashable pockets for collecting coffee laden with your desired level of milk and sugar! They even have a special trap in the push-button mechanism that opens when you have the mug tipped back, but close before youreturn…

Those Contigo Auto-Sean mugs are disgusting incubators of mold, sporting several unreachable and unwashable pockets…

Good use of “Ergo,” there! But despite my keystroke error there I am, in fact, a master of the written word.

If you put an ice cube on a wire rack in the freezer, it will eventually flow through the rack even if the freezer remains on continuously.

Every blogger should go back and take high school English again and focus on sentence structure.

I had the old version, and it was a disgusting mold farm.

I had the old version, and it was a disgusting mold farm.

The closure mechanism of these mugs creates several virtually uncleanable pockets and crannies. They collect coffee and become mold farms. Spend some time boiling the lids, reaching into the nooks with a tiny brush, water pic or ultrasonic cleaner and you will be amazed at how much black mold you will collect. Not…

The closure mechanism of these mugs creates several virtually uncleanable pockets and crannies. They collect coffee…

Ooo! Ooo! Me too!

No, no its not. It is a home. Its where you live. Nothing is more important after food and water. If you are in the business of providing homes, you better be fully aware of all of the downstream costs of the contacts you are offering. If it was no longer feasible, the building owners could have declared…

No. Sorry. Lame. No basis for the humor, no ironic analogies, no cleverness... nothing. The idea really has no merit. To make matters worse, you actually use phrases like, “Hello!” and, “I don’t think so!” Perhaps you should google these with the word, “cliche.” You’re welcome, and thank you for bringing me down this…

“Flop Sweat” is not sweat one has while lying down in a flop house. Flop Sweat is the condition of sweating profusely while on stage, thus ruining your performance, aka, a “Flop.” Its a stage-fright symptom.

This is what you choose to write about? Making fun of some random guy? Do you make money from this? You’re a dick, Kevin Draper. Jeez. You force me to revive this phrase: Get a life.

That’s not what double parking is.

I can’t do any of those things. I think ALL sports are boring. Unwatchable, even. Can’t get out of the room fast enough. Who wants to sit around drinking and watching someone else hit some kind of ball with a particular stick? All fascination with watching sports left me around puberty. Perhaps the joy of watching…

He french fried when he shoulda pizzaed.