Debbie really had a vision for a Hollywood Museum. It’s very sad that she wasn’t able to see it realized. I would love to go to such a museum.

Aw man, poor Justin. If you know him like Canada does, you can see how fake all these smiles are today. This is not his genuine happy face. What a shitty day for him, having to gladhand all these douchebags for the sake of the nation.

Another woke little dude. Saw this on twitter.

🎶 housewives intro music plays 🎶

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

How can we forget about poor, misunderstood Jeb, who denied Al Gore the presidency by wiping 20.000 African Americans from the voter rolls and is thus complicit in the million dead civilians in Iraq and the ten million refugees that his brother caused.

k bye

This post comes from a place of love and if you don’t get it:

I felt completely blindsided by the amazing and marvelous hot mess that is Rey. Where has Bravo been hiding him and why haven't we been introduced to him before?! Of all the directions I thought that party was going, that was not it. Bravo, Bravo tv, bravo.

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

Since every candidate for president and their spouse already have twitter accounts, can we just leave Obama and Michelle as @POTUS and @FLOTUS forever?