“On the anonymous confession blog Sim Secrets, six of the 29 latest confessions are people mad about laundry.” There’s a lot in that sentence. Never change, humans.

“It’s Candy” on Showtime.

Thank you for that high-compression gif showing the difference between the original and remaster.

whoa, whoa, whoa, let me stop you right there. I have >1.2k market transactions and some extra “free” games this year thanks to them.

No idea. It has so many flaws and bugs, but I go back every major revision and 10-100 hours in between.

After Summer Sale, I have >600 games in my library. This is the only game I’ve asked for a refund for - weird seeing this article. I didn’t like DayZ, either, but stuck with that beyond refund period hoping I’d lrn2luv. Do very much enjoy 7dtd, tho.

It’d make for an interesting investigative journalism piece. Probably already exists, but a refresh would probably do well here or somewhere like Vice.

For all the melon haters out there including Aneural and many of the commenters below, The Revolutionary Watermelon is the greatest game ever created. The world is huge and interesting to explore. So what if melons break? I am sure many a melon warrior of old and melon soldiers of today died because their melons did…

Lot of the retail engines can export to most consoles and PC (Hell, even HTML5 if you’re insane), so there’s a lot less care about whether or not the company behind the hardware has your back. Maybe for exclusives, but there’s no reason to go exclusive unless you’re severely cash-strapped and exhausted all other…

Now satisfied.

Those animations are really bad. Looks like it’ll be fun, but that hurt.

I would previously disagree with you. Paradox was known for having a pretty tight lineup as a publisher, snagging smaller devs working on projects very much in the same vein as their own. If you liked CK2, there was a pretty good chance you’ll like any other game they’ve published. They’ve been branching out more and…

Europa Universalis II. My teenage years were SO CONFUSING!!

I’m not sure why there’s been a sudden cult following of PaRappa in the past few years, but it’s not, nor was it, a good rhythm game. They spent a lot of time and money making an uninteresting, disconnected “story” with cutscenes, and it plays like wet poo. + the loading times. It was wacky without being about…

I think I’m supposed to be offended by this. Especially offensive to announce on Father’s Day. .... but failing to care.

Still unsatisfied.

unsatisfied

only the skinny ones since ~2000.

huh. Those are the fat soda bottles I remember from my youth. Where are these still sold?