Jeez, and you KNOW some day we’ll get an EVE Online with space physics, and the bodies WILL hurtle out into space, and it will be amazing.

And when you die in EVE 2, your headset’s secret latches come out and it becomes irremovable as you’re stuck with the perspective of only your corpse floating around empty nullsec…

“I don’t want you to think that EVE now boasts a fully-rendered room full of dead bodies that you can while away your leisure hours in.”

Why not? Do it, CCP. $500 “micro”transaction for a corpse gallery you can invite people into. You’ll sell no less than 100 within a month.

Did I play a beta version of this a couple years ago??? Something about it feels very familiar?

They did a great job delivering a pointed message without, well, you know.

I’m not sure what makes me feel more overwhelmed - my wishlist or my unplayed games list.

Does not touching gameplay imply old custom maps will still work? SC’s custom map scene was strong but not nearly at WC3's level... WC3 remaster where old maps work would be particularly interesting, though SC remaster great, too.

(real gripe is that Blizzard still insists on using their own distribution platform…

If movies or books (somehow... I’m still not very on-board with e-readers) can get a cut-rate, dominant platform like Steam, I’d immediately stuff my library with many movies, but as is, I own zero movies. I’m not going to fill an entire wall with digital media inexplicably on physical discs in 2017, though, and the…

I think it’d have more merit as a game if the PCs were doing something productive. Maybe bitcoin mining simulation with them would be fun, with price bouncing all over the place and random events with large impact on mining reward and price.

You could even do a Pirate@40 simulation.... it goes up, up, up, until the…

Uhh... $140 AUD for Mortal Kombat?? What was the exchange rate back then? I’ve heard complaints about prices for physical games in Australia, but surely it wasn’t >$100 USD equiv for Mortal Kombat..... right?

In case your workplace doesn’t already engage in affirmative action, hopefully sunglasses emoji convinced you to at least have a talk with HR. They’d love to have “some of our employees have mentioned they’re embarrassed by the lack of workplace diversity” as ammo to take into their next meeting.

Oh, it’s Dan and Arin in that other dimension.

“Warning: The video below shows part of the final boss fight.”

You’ve probably just delayed Mania with this 3D tripe and you’re a bad person, Jason.

Wouldn’t call it best game ever (def great, though), but it’s really incredible how well dev team did with this product. It’s more polished than games released back when console games couldn’t be patched. Maybe WiiU got short straw, but it’s clear part of the reason Nintendo so dramatically increased their 2017 Switch…

I feel like PC piracy’s on its way out due in part to the convenience and extreme discounts of Steam and its Summer/Winter sales. It broke me of piracy, at least - and I think it might also contribute to the repeat smothering of demos. My backlog’s so hopeless already, throwing games in wishlist for Summer/Winter…

What keeps Japan so non-cynical toward corporations? If I went to McD and their gross corporate marketing teams tried giving me a $.04 plastic bib in exchange for social media advertising and allowing their marketing culture into my life, I’d walk out, never come back, and occasionally whine about them for the rest of…

Car Mechanic Simulator 2019... coming soon...!!!

Lol. You said Saw torture trap and I immediately thought of all the times I cut myself on CPU fans (go away, giant copper Zalmans!), those stupid I/O panels made with the thinnest aluminum on the planet, and video cards. Never fainted and only needed stitches once, though!

Furniture’s definitely a way bigger pain now…

How do you mod controversial game design out on the Switch, anyway? Is Game Genie still a thing?

This should be mandatory viewing at any factory with a pressure washer. When I was kid in factory, in box wash rotation you had to sanitize these 400-600 lb giant metal, insulated shipping containers, but the only tool to flip them was hands and your body weight, and the hose wasn’t allowed to stop unless changing…

I went into BotW with such a negative mindset... “oh, it’s Zelda-themed Far Cry with extra-obnoxious inventory management... I’m already burned out.” ... But it kept growing on me, and there’re so many cool little things to discover, as mentioned. It’s fantastic. Possibly the best “immersive” game in a long while,…