She is loathsome.

FFS people. Why all of the KStew hatred? I happen to think she’s a good actress who’s talent has grown substantially since the Twilight series...which I also enjoyed her in. Yes the movies and books were super sappy and silly; but isn’t that why we go to the movies? I would much rather go see a movie about vampires…

2 most insipid words in the English language: Instagram Influencers

Come on Lauren, let’s play Would You?

I just finished Copperhead, by Alexi Zentner, one of those few books whose twists and heartbreaking turns keeps you up til the wee hours, and after you’ve finished, you find yourself reflecting on the themes and the plot for weeks.

The Angel Maroni will swoop down from his perch above all of your sacred temples and snatch your soul from your unworthy sinful shell of a body...don’t you DARE drink coffee!

A Bible.  Next to his “man chair”.  THE ONLY BOOK IN THE ENTIRE HOUSE.

My very best ever birthday is also the first birthday I can actually remember. The summer of my fifth birthday, my mom was hugely pregnant with my soon-to-be baby brother (I was, of course, hoping for a sister)....anyway, all summer long I’d been obsessed with dogs, and puppies. We’d never had a pet before; well,…

Point #1: these shoes are hideous

I have a pit bull whom I love too much to ever force her to fly Delta

How many WNBA games have you actually watched? Did you watch the game last night?

Yellow bellied rookie starts something

relatively certain that if you look up the word BITCH you’ll most likely find a photograph of Meghan McCain. She is insufferable. And so very smug.

Oh Kelly....I love you, your fascination with the Royals, the way you love history almost as much as I do.....but this is just plain wrong! Cool Whip is GROSS! Leaves a weird coating on my tongue from all of the artificial ingredients, I guess.

Nothing sadder than a YOOT who believes they’re bulletproof. My mother died of COPD at 70 after several years of very ill health 100% attributable to nicotine and cigarettes; my father is living with us as he battles late stage COPD-the sound of his breathing machine every 2 hours is truly the depths of hell. My…

Yes they get stretched out in the exact spot where that stupid piece of metal used to be, and they do break more often, but they’re relatively gentle on my hair as compared to most others I’ve tried.  And I use them daily so I guess I get my money’s worth.

Yes they get stretched out in the exact spot where that stupid piece of metal used to be, and they do break more…

as a person with very long very fine hair I can confidently say that there aren’t any great hair ties out there. The coiled like a phone cord ones always manage to get tangled in my hair resulting in lost hairs, pain, and much cursing. Cloth ones don’t hold my hair in place. If I had to vote, I guess it would have to…

as a person with very long very fine hair I can confidently say that there aren’t any great hair ties out there. The…

No Ma’am, or Sir....the POINT is that this individual influences young women across the country. She needs to eat. Girls do not need to believe that beyond skinny is the only way to happiness and she is a young woman with a very famous profile who’s starring in a bad sad rehash of a tired old story WHO NEEDS TO EAT.…

So you’re up in arms because another Hollywood type is clearly starving herself for the fame game and influencing thousands of other young women into believing that bone thin is beautiful AND safe? 

I don’t know that it isn’t that the Cardinals just aren’t good.