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I genuinely never think about armadillos. But thanks for inspiring me to find this video. My life is now 75% happier than it was two minutes ago.

Armadillo is my mutant superpower.

Have you guys seen pink fairy armadillos because you need to see pink fairy armadillos:

If I had a dollar for every time my mother used duct tape and chloroform on me as a child I’d have...

I HATE them. I live in the sort of place where everybody has them and kids get their own in kindergarten and I just can’t bring myself to get on board. So many accidents. There was one a couple years ago here where little girl was out with her dad and his flipped and killed him. She then had to get out of the bush and…

I lived out in the middle of nowhere in Mississippi, and saw those things on country roads (often driven by kids) all th freakin time. I knew tons of kids who got hurt in accidents on them. One of my classmates had a younger sibling that died in an accident on one. They were and are incredibly common for kids around…

I’m guessing it may be a “UTV”—more like this

Yup. I know so many people who have had serious injuries driving them. I wouldn’t try to stop an adult from driving one, as it’s their right to do something that reckless if they wish to, but it makes me super fucking angry when I hear about adults let their kids drive (or even buy them their own!). There are…

DINGDINGDING!!!

I am blaming her family. It’s reckless and stupid to let an eight year old child drive an ATV alone.

You are 100% right. ATVs and UTVs and golf carts for that matter seem so “safe” compared to motorcycles etc because they are more stable on 4 wheels. They are dangerous for children to drive. (Former insurance claims rep here that handled powersports claims.)

Oh...that would piss me off. If your parents took chances with you, fine. If you took chances with your own kids and they all go out alive, fine. But do NOT take chances with my kid without my permission.

Sounds like she was on a razr. Kind of an atv, dune buggyish hybrid.

Kids, no. Drunk ass adults, no.

Especially for an 8 year old without a helmet. Sorry but that’s just irresponsible parenting. 

I’m blaming the fuck out of her family. What kind of morons let an 8 year old drive an ATV? Unless it’s a child’s “My first ATV” type of thing

Look, The English Patient damned near set my panties on fire. I was even uncomfortably attracted to him in Red Dragon.

I concur. I think your case is very persuasive and well made.

Shut up.