The same way people threw Wii Remotes into their TV screens - people are careless and/or dumb.

I’ve had a Switch since launch, I move it from the dock a few times a day and there are no scratches from the dock. How the hell are people putting this thing in that it’s scratching the screen? And the exhaust port is on the top, where the hell are these people placing it that they’re worried about blocking the vent?

In thinking about it a little more, I think they might be trying to shy away from framing the device as a “1-2 Switch Box”, the way the Wii got pigenholed as a “Wii Sports Box” by a lot of people who never explored its library or functionality at all after they ended their time with that game.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…