When I was 16, my friends and I would cruise the inside of our local Meijer. During one of those outings a piece of pizza and a packaged slice of Oreo pie caught my eye. This was around 9:30pm on a Wednesday. Despite the warning from my friends, I broke a $20 for that awful, awful food. The pizza was nothing but a…

And that’s why anytime I’m outside of Wisconsin in a nearby state and there’s slow traffic in the left lane, I’m willing to bet those in the car with me that the car holding everyone up will have a Wisconsin plate. I’m right about 80% of the time, especially when I drive back to Michigan. 

I learned rule #1 when when I was 19. I got pulled over by a MI State Trooper on I-94 heading back to Detroit. He followed me for several miles as I traveled in the left lane. He only gave me a warning and told me, the left lane’s for passing, the right lane’s for traveling. What you’re doing is how accidents happen.

So long to the King of Mardi Gras. 

The boards at the Joe were known to do this. I watched the Golden Gophers lose to Michigan State at the NCAA semi finals in the mid to late 80’s on this type of play. I’d say the Spartan players knew those bounces as they played at the Joe. The puck just danced around the post into the goal as the goalie waited for it…

Gives a new meaning to the high school’s nickname - the Papermakers.  Unfortunately these parents made the papers for the wrong reason. 

The quick, “awwright” at the end of the clip relative to Harbaugh’s expression is great. 

Eddie Shore is proud of you. 

“Raspberry beret”...  that is absolute gold. 

...it’s the only part of Canada that’s south of the U.S.

I completely forgot about the Chambers’ double pump slam dunk because I spent too much time trying to do Hardaway’s UTEP Two-Step. Not sure if that is the same game or not.

Mr. Red decided to give Mr. Blue the ole sandal-to-the-midsection. I that makes him Third Man In.

Sunny Delight and Mohawk Vodka. The small bottles of Sunny D made for it convenient to travel with.

I couldn’t agree more. I trained hard with chocolate donuts and cigs but had to put that on hold because of all this type of drama.

Ole time, Eddy Shore hockey is what that was.

Walk to Wok. I think we got it in both Amsterdam and Barcelona. It was fantastic and extremely fast.

I really liked yelling at kids to, “get off the ice” like the drivers did when I was little. And yes, chicks love the boni driver.

No major fuck ups on my part other than going slow when first learning to drive it and falling on the ice while shoveling the cut snow. However, one coworker who never drove the ‘boni (IDK how he got away with that as he was a year older than I was) came into the rink after having been drinking during our Saturday-day…