You know when you’re a little “backed-up” and you finally take a really hard shit and you dab at your anus with the toilet paper and there’s some blood there? That happened to me today and I swear to God the bloodstain looked EXACTLY like Donald Trump. I was going to take some pics of it to show everyone how…

You know when you’re a little “backed-up” and you finally take a really hard shit and you dab at your anus with the toilet paper and there’s some blood there? That happened to me today and I swear to God the bloodstain looked EXACTLY like Donald Trump. I was going to take some pics of it to show everyone how…