Was this written by a terrible AI?

This is what came to my mind. Are we... old?

I just assumed there was a $50 bill taped to each bottle.

I think the value includes a gold plated custom trailer. Perhaps with an original Warhol painting on the side.

[rushes to typewriter, hurriedly pens the worst heist movie ever.]

To be fair, he spelled a lot of shit wrong.  The punctuation is another issue.

So, your entire line up is aging, over priced vehicles with a poor reputation for reliability.

On the Radio: ahhhh back when Green was half-way decent. OMG their new single is fucking painful to listen to.

“Yes customs agent, you got me: I am a Japanese man in sweatpants who has chosen being a mother-fucking Formula 1 driver as a fake reason for being here and cover for whatever illegitimate thing you think that I am doing.”

How many videos and parties was this thing rented for?

A. Ugly

More my speed, when it comes to Buicks.

Good. Fuck Walmart. 

Great Buick? Sure.

Notchback 80s stangs are common drag cars. Theyre light, 1,000,000 parts available, cheap and room for a big engine. It’s hard to find one that hasnt been turned into a drag car.

Worst Mustang?

Implementing the RAM sub-brand.  Most folks still call ‘em Dodge Ram trucks.

Infiniti was on a downward spiral and Cadillac was struggling anyway but, Anything the infamous Johan de Nysschen touched-

They had the LX, but that was $80k when the RX was in the $40s.

Why does it physically hurt to look at?