They pissed me off with their cheap fabrics and bad cuts. AND the fact their stores ostentatiously stocked nothing above an XL, even though you could get “extended sizes” easily on their websites. You don’t want people to see me buying clothes in your stores? I’m not buying them off your website, either.

IMO she’s his guardian trying to hide his clearly deteriorating mind. Dementia/Alzheimers/frontal lobe failure etc. Same reason she went to the G20 meeting and not Orange.  

Meanwhile, his approval rating is still at 39%. Down a whopping 5% since his inauguration.

Small personal silver lining for me from today: It’s not every day you get to go to work and draft a public statement calling the president, his administration, and their actions “illogical,” “unreasonable,” “callous,” “thoughtless,” and “foolish,” so at least that gave me a little bit of joy out of this otherwise…

And what happened next?

Also, please feel free to issue a gigantic “FUCK YOU” to anyone who even suggests we should have evacuated. You cannot evacuate 6 million people in 2 days (which is all we really got notice of, because no one predicted how bad it would be until then, and still no predicted it would be quite THIS bad). You sure as shit…

So... I’m from Houston, and this is all just bizarre. Against all odds, my husband and I, all our family (who live all over Houston) and all our close friends came through with essentially no damage. That said, I can’t begin to explain how weird it is to see the freeway exit to your neighborhood on TV... completely…

Just an update because a lot of you were super supportive last year when my daughter was having serious issues with her mental illness: school has started, she’s a freshman this year and she’s doing so damn well! She’s even in pep squad which has taken us all by surprise, but fuck it! She loves it so we figure it’s…

Please, please, PLEASE remember that Houston wasn’t the only city affected by this storm. There were so many small towns who were impacted and they aren’t getting the same amount of press. (I understand why so please don’t get on me about that, okay?) So please donate to organizations who are helping all Harvey…

Scary Island. Ramona was renewing her vows (because 17 is a huge anniversary year...?) and brought Sonja (who was brand new to the show and seemed very cool and normal at the time), Alex, Kelly, and Bethenny (who was pregnant) to St. Barths as some sort of bachelorette or some shit. Kelly went absolutely APE SHIT and…

Trump’s outfit is fine. Melania’s choice in footwear is the opposite of fine. For reference, here’s Obama in his disaster surveying gear. Of all the things he’s done related to Harvey, his choice of clothes is far and away the least offensive.

Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

You’d think all the money Texas saves by banning abortions, keep transsexuals out of bathrooms, and making sure you can walk into TGIFridays with you AR-15, they would have enough money to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

Ending a streak of thin electoral margins, Harris County — the biggest battleground in ruby red Texas with a population larger than 25 other states — turned solidly blue on Tuesday with the largest presidential margin of victory in more than a decade.

don’t tar us all with the bad acts of our state leaders. we’re trying to vote them out and thwart their actions.

That chorus is...not what I was expecting.

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

i love this. i love when people (celebs or normal) let down their guards and just geek out about stuff like this. because it IS cool. it was a fun day, and i’m glad SJP had a fuckin blast.