Well now I feel like an even bigger dumbass for not even considering that. When I’m done these I may untie the backing and do that. Thanks!

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

But I still live in a society in which this is now established case law. So you’re welcome to be flippant, but you’re avoiding the fundamental question.

As terrible as this girl is and as much as she may very well be a straight up sociopath, I still don’t feel comfortable with the idea that the State should be able to find somebody criminally culpable for somebody else’s suicide. In this case, I go back to the question of whether this would have been a crime if she…

Tiny Houses—Water Prison Edition

This is one of the less awful but still pretty awful aspects of his presidency. It’s not just that he’s a fuck up, it’s that he insists on being personally involved in this stuff and is embarassing the whole country in front of other leaders. Asking the President of Mexico to pretend like he might pay for the wall…

Or to have an affair.

I will never go to a restaurant again without asking myself “Is this a good place to bring a doll?”

Christ, I miss Caity.

“The father no monkey deserved.”

No amount of CGI could’ve given Trump the stamina to throw one fake grenade.

Wouldn’t a “cosmopolitan bias” be the one that favors rich professionals?

After Miller’s show concluded, Sarah Sanders read a letter from a 10-year-old boy who wrote to offer to mow the White House Lawn.

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

Omg, guys. We are living in an episode of the Apprentice, aren’t we?

Take out a personal ad.

Gotta go with “love don’t equal littering” crowd here. Two thousand of anything is just overinvesting in one strategy.

As a black woman, I don’t care what white men and white women think about me. I hopped off that train a long time ago when I realized it doesn’t really matter what I do. It is more important to them to hate and malign me than treat me fairly. They are never going to shut me up if I have something to say.

riiiiight? there are some smirks back there that do nothing to defuse critiques of the police.

“...and you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon...”