Not to be a vengeful prick, but I am going to laugh when all these Trump supporters are without affordable health insurance.

Viagra and prostate cancer.

I consider myself a jaded pessimist, but for some bizarre reason I find the two of them charming, and am not even bothered by their hardware commercials.

I like Dax and Kristen, though. :( Mostly because they are my hometown couple so you are kinda required to root for them. But also because at least Kristen seems normal(ish) and not a dick?

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are the undisputed champs of over-sharing. I know more about baby Luna than my own child.

Brett Ratner thinks RottenTomatoes is ruining Hollywood, is wrong.

To you and above poster, your fantasy game is STRONG.

Yeah I was just gonna say, if we are talking “a fast-acting balm that eases anxiety and gently puts me to sleep,” nothing beats the Great British Baking Show.

Mary Berry is AMAZING. Have you seen her Easter special from last year? It’s so good, and the bit where she and the Archbishop of Canterbury discuss over simnel cake what Easter means to them as parents who have lost children fucked me UP. I came for the recipes and ended up genuinely in tears.

Mary Berry or GTFO.

They have Tates at Costco and they’re OK. I’d substitute Nabisco chocolate wafers. Now I have to make that damned cake. Fortunately, I have espresso powder leftover from some other adventure.

Even easier to land a job in a top cabinet position than Kim’s entourage.

It’s easier to enter a WH, then KK house.

Brad Pitt has a reputation for being incredibly kind and down to earth. I find Angelina Jolie boring (and their relationship reeeeaaaally boring). Also I find Angelina creepy AF.

Tomorrow is the vote on the AHCA, so I did something I do often, and called my Congressman’s district office, that’s Darrell Issa’s office in Vista CA, to ask about his vote, as he has publicly made noises about how he’s not thrilled with such a huge defunding of PP and so many people losing coverage. It’s a lucky day…

GOOD.

I am loving this as a form of protest. I want to see this everywhere.

Am I just PMS-ing? Because this gave me goosebumps and got me all misty-eyed.

Ok but where can we get the costumes? I have a feeling we’re ALL going to need to stage these protests soon.

No drug that Lindsay Lohan has ever ingested is as powerful as the delusion she seems to be mainlining on the regular.