Wait and see! Wait and see! I’m sure he’s just pulling us backward for so we can all get a good run-up at equality!

I love Emma Watson generally, but I’m underwhelmed by her voice. Thoughts (other than I’m a bitch for saying it, which I know already)?

I can only hope he remains so persistently and doggedly dumb.

She wants morrrrreeee

CONGRATULATIONS!

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

SAme here. I’m in my second quarter at school, and I’ve been completely useless. I alternate between massively consuming news and sinking into deep pits of anxiety and depression. I am seriously worried about my grades at this point.

this is awesome. I love this so much.

Sorry, but snark misplaced. This is good. Because shit like this annoys the fuck out of Trump, who wants nothing more than acceptance from the NYC society that has rejected him repeatedly over the years. He does not care about the people who actually elected him - they probably disgust him, actually. These are the…

Or as our esteemed former pres said, “there’s a saying in Tennessee—well, it’s a saying in Texas, probably Tennessee—fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, won’t get fooled again.”

personal style question, do you ever feel like something baggier is harder to pull off because certain curves stick out while others are hidden? I actually feel more confident in certain baggier clothes when I’m in better shape and sometimes prefer certain things a little tighter when I’m not...

You can’t inject all that dexedrine into a 72 year old man’s pancake ass every morning and not expect it to affect his mind.

so he’s definitely got alzhiemers then

The Weeknd was gonna have a birthday party at Dave & Buster’s? Holy shit, that’s so basic it has a pH of 20.

Yeah but deep down he’s sad because his father never attends his soccer matches or any of the bum fights he organizes  

I’m not crying you’re crying (O GOD I MISS IT ALL SO MUCH)

Now you have your doll I’m ridiculously upset that you can’t have tea with Caity Weaver at the American Girl cafe. At least not at Gaw... Gizmodo Media’s expense.

Today he should be ashamed? Every day. This fucker ran out on his constituents during a town hall meeting and the next day said that they were all paid protestors. Fuck him.

I laughed so hard during that that I almost couldn’t catch my breath. I thought I might die by laughter and was thinking that would be one helluva way to go.

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